Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Wit of the Pharmacy Profession with the Licensed Drug Dealer Tee
In the high-stakes, fast-paced environment of modern medicine, pharmacy technicians and pharmacists are the unsung heroes who ensure that patients receive exactly what they need with surgical precision. The Licensed Drug Dealer Graphic T-Shirt is a bold, humorous tribute to these essential healthcare professionals who navigate the complexities of pharmacology every single day. While the phrase itself is a playful take on the legal authority to dispense medication, it serves as a badge of honor for those who have spent years studying chemical interactions, dosage requirements, and patient care. This design isn’t just about a funny slogan; it is about reclaiming the narrative of the pharmacy world with a wink and a smile. It acknowledges the irony of being a legal distributor of life-saving substances while maintaining a lighthearted vibe that resonates with anyone who has ever spent a long shift behind the counter. Whether you are dealing with endless insurance calls or meticulously counting out prescriptions, this shirt brings a much-needed sense of levity to a demanding career path.

Beyond the clever messaging, the experience of wearing this garment is rooted in ultimate comfort and longevity. When you are off the clock, you want a piece of medical profession apparel that allows you to relax completely. This tee is constructed from a premium cotton base that offers a soft, luxurious feel against the skin, making it an ideal choice for unwinding after a twelve-hour shift. The soft blend of the fabric ensures that the shirt remains breathable and flexible, moving with you whether you are heading to a casual brunch or just lounging at home. We understand that healthcare workers need clothing that can keep up with their busy lifestyles, which is why the construction features reinforced stitching and high-quality fibers that maintain their integrity wash after wash. The design itself is printed with high-definition techniques that ensure the humor stays crisp and clear for years to come. It’s more than just a novelty healthcare tee; it is a durable addition to your wardrobe that celebrates your professional identity without sacrificing the cozy, broken-in feel of your favorite weekend shirt.
Product Highlights:
- Superior comfort featuring a premium cotton build that is perfect for all-day wear and sensitive skin.
- A witty and relatable theme that makes it the ultimate pharmacy technician gift for graduations, birthdays, or work anniversaries.
- Engineered with a high-quality soft blend to provide maximum breathability and a flattering, modern fit for all body types.
- Long-lasting print quality that withstands the rigors of frequent laundering while keeping the humorous message vibrant.
Ultimately, choosing this apparel is about more than just fashion; it is about community. When you wear this design, you are signaling to fellow medical professionals that you understand the unique stress and satisfaction of the pharmaceutical world. It acts as an instant icebreaker, sparking conversations and laughter among colleagues and friends alike. It is the perfect way to show appreciation for the hard work that goes into being a healthcare provider while leaning into the “pharmacist humor” that keeps the industry’s spirit alive. If you are looking for a gift that truly captures the personality of your favorite pharmacy expert, or if you want to treat yourself to a shirt that reflects your own dedication and sense of humor, this is the definitive choice. Embrace your professional expertise and your love for a good joke by adding this to your collection. Secure your Licensed Drug Dealer Graphic T-Shirt today and let everyone know that you handle the heavy lifting of healthcare with style and a great sense of humor.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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