Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Spirit of the Rink with a Clever Twist
Curling is a sport defined by its unique traditions, precision strategy, and a vocabulary that is ripe for playful interpretation. This design leans into the lighter side of the sheet, utilizing a classic double entendre that resonates with athletes who enjoy a good laugh after a hard-fought match. Whether you are leaning into the “broomstacking” tradition or simply want to showcase your love for the ice with a bit of edge, the Lets Get Stoned Distressed Curling T-Shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. It captures the essence of camaraderie and the laid-back subculture that makes winter sports so enduring. Instead of just another generic athletic garment, this piece acts as a badge of honor for those who understand that while the game is serious, the lifestyle doesn’t have to be.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton to ensure a breathable and lightweight feel during active play or casual lounging.
- Features a soft blend of high-quality fibers that provide long-lasting comfort and a gentle touch against the skin.
- The distressed graphic print offers a vintage, retro aesthetic that looks better with every wash.
- Designed with a versatile unisex fit, making it an ideal choice for every member of the curling team.
Finding the right balance of style and personality in funny curling apparel can be difficult, but this design hits the mark by focusing on the social energy of the game. The “distressed” look isn’t just a stylistic choice; it mirrors the rugged, timeless nature of the sport itself, suggesting years of experience on the ice. This sarcastic graphic tee is perfect for those transition moments—moving from the chilly atmosphere of the arena to the warmth of the clubhouse. Because we prioritize quality, the fabric is chosen to withstand the rigors of frequent wear. To maintain the integrity of the print and the softness of the material, we recommend washing the garment in cold water and tumble drying on a low setting. This ensures that your favorite piece of winter sports humor remains a staple in your rotation for many seasons to come.
Beyond the technical aspects of the sport, curling is about the community and the shared moments between ends. This shirt serves as a conversation starter, whether you’re at a local tournament or just running errands around town. It’s a way to identify fellow enthusiasts who appreciate the nuances of the game and the wit required to master it. It makes for an exceptional gift idea for the skip, the lead, or even the dedicated fan who never misses a televised championship. By blending comfort with a clever play on words, this apparel choice proves that you can be a serious competitor while still maintaining a sharp sense of humor.
In conclusion, this garment is more than just a simple tee; it is a celebration of the quirky, inclusive, and fun-loving spirit that defines the curling world. It bridges the gap between high-performance sports culture and casual, everyday wit. If you are looking to upgrade your rink-side style or find the perfect gear for your next bonspiel, the Lets Get Stoned Distressed Curling T-Shirt provides the perfect blend of comfort, durability, and comedic timing.
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