Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unleash Your Inner Icon with the Legendary Rock-Star Retro Chicken T-Shirt
Music has always been about rebellion, attitude, and the unexpected. Nothing captures this spirit quite like our Legendary Rock-Star Retro Chicken T-Shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a bold statement about finding greatness in the most unlikely places. By blending the gritty, high-octane energy of a stadium tour with the humble charm of the countryside, this design taps into a unique brand of humor that resonates across generations. It celebrates the “under-bird” who has traded the coop for the center stage, embodying a sense of confidence that is both hilarious and deeply inspiring. The vibe is one of pure, unadulterated “main character energy,” suggesting that anyone—or anything—can reach legendary status with enough swagger. Whether you are a lifelong fan of classic rock aesthetics or just appreciate a clever subversion of cultural expectations, this shirt speaks to the rock star living inside everyone, waiting for their moment in the spotlight under the neon glow.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton for a breathable, high-end feel that lasts through every encore and late-night rehearsal.
- Features a soft blend fabric that ensures all-day comfort, whether you’re at a summer music festival or lounging at home.
- Printed with advanced, eco-friendly techniques to maintain the vibrant colors and intricate details of the retro graphic merch.
- Expertly tailored for a modern unisex fit that looks great on all body types, providing a silhouette that is both comfortable and stylish.
Beyond the humor, this funny novelty tee is a masterclass in versatility and enduring style. It bridges the gap between vintage-inspired music shirts and modern streetwear, making it a staple for those who enjoy a curated yet effortless look. Imagine pairing it with a distressed leather jacket for a night out at a concert, or keeping it casual with cuffed denim for a relaxed weekend brunch. The “retro” element isn’t just about the aesthetic; it’s about tapping into the collective nostalgia for an era when rock and roll was larger than life and fashion was a way to broadcast your soul to the world. Because it is crafted from a soft blend, it provides the kind of lived-in comfort usually reserved for your favorite old concert tees found in a thrift shop. To keep your legendary gear looking its best, we recommend a simple care routine: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low. This preserves the integrity of the high-definition print and keeps the premium cotton feeling as soft as the day you first put it on. It’s a durable addition to any wardrobe, designed to withstand the rigors of the “rock star” lifestyle—even if your biggest stage is just the local coffee shop or a backyard barbecue with friends. It also serves as an incredible gift for the music lover or pun-enthusiast in your life who already seems to have everything but needs a bit more feathered flair.
In a world of cookie-cutter fashion and predictable trends, choosing a piece that truly reflects your unique personality is essential. The Legendary Rock-Star Retro Chicken T-Shirt offers the perfect blend of wit, style, and superior comfort. It’s more than just a retro graphic merch item; it’s a guaranteed conversation starter that proves you don’t take life too seriously while still caring about the quality of what you wear. Embrace the absurdity, celebrate the rhythm of the road, and make sure your wardrobe hits all the right notes with this iconic and humorous design. Whether you’re a guitar hero or just a fan of the feathered and the famous, this tee is your backstage pass to effortless cool.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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