Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of the Tall Tale with the Lao Ye Knows Everything Vintage Tee
There is a certain undeniable charm in the person who always has an answer, regardless of whether that answer is rooted in fact or pure imagination. The Lao Ye Knows Everything If He Doesnt Know He Makes Stuff Up Really Fast Vintage T-Shirt celebrates this iconic archetype—the charismatic “expert” who navigates life with a wink and a nod. In many cultures, “Lao Ye” represents a figure of grandfatherly authority or a master of his craft, but this design adds a hilarious twist to that prestige. It captures the essence of those legendary storytellers in our lives who can spin a yarn so quickly and convincingly that you find yourself nodding along before you realize the absurdity of the claim. If you are the type of person who values quick wit and the ability to improvise under pressure, the Lao Ye Knows Everything If He Doesnt Know He Makes Stuff Up Really Fast Vintage T-Shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe, serving as a badge of honor for the creatively inclined.

Wearing this piece of witty graphic apparel is about more than just making people laugh; it’s about embracing a carefree and confident lifestyle. The “vintage” element of the design isn’t just a style choice; it’s a nod to the timeless nature of this specific brand of humor. This retro-inspired humor suggests a level of seasoned wisdom, making the punchline even more effective. When you wear this classic fit tee, you are signaling to the world that you don’t take life—or yourself—too seriously. To ensure that the experience of wearing it is as enjoyable as the joke itself, the shirt is constructed from premium cotton. This choice of material provides exceptional breathability and a natural feel that synthetic fibers simply cannot match. We have utilized a soft blend to give the fabric a “lived-in” feel from the very first wear, ensuring it drapes comfortably and stands up to the rigors of a busy social life. Whether you are heading to a casual brunch or a weekend gathering with friends, this shirt provides the perfect balance of comfort and comedic timing.
Product Highlights:
- High-quality construction using premium cotton for maximum breathability and a lightweight feel.
- Specially curated soft blend fabric that offers a vintage, broken-in sensation right out of the box.
- Features retro-inspired humor that serves as a fantastic icebreaker and conversation starter in any setting.
- A durable classic fit tee designed to maintain its shape and the integrity of the graphic after repeated washes.
In a world that often demands rigid facts and constant seriousness, there is something incredibly refreshing about leaning into the humor of the “know-it-all.” This shirt is an ideal sarcastic gift for men who pride themselves on their ability to think on their feet or for the dad who always has a “fact” ready for every situation. It’s a celebration of personality, charisma, and the joy of a well-told (if slightly fabricated) story. The durable print and high-quality fabric ensure that this will remain a staple in your collection for years to come, providing consistent laughs and unmatched comfort. Don’t miss out on the chance to showcase your playful side with a garment that speaks volumes about your sense of humor. Make a bold statement and embrace the legend of the all-knowing improviser by picking up your Lao Ye Knows Everything If He Doesnt Know He Makes Stuff Up Really Fast Vintage T-Shirt today.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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