Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unleash Your Inner Feline Chef with the Kitty Biscuits Bakery Retro Graphic Tee

There is something deeply comforting about the rhythmic treading of paws that cat owners affectionately refer to as “making biscuits.” It is a universal feline language of comfort, trust, and ultimate relaxation. This design taps into that cozy, domestic bliss with a clever culinary twist that any pet parent will immediately recognize. The Kitty Biscuits Bakery We Knead Em You Need Em Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for anyone who has ever been chosen as the “dough” by a purring friend. The vintage-inspired typography and the playful pun create a nostalgic atmosphere, reminiscent of old-school corner bakeries where every loaf was made with heart. This tee captures the essence of feline humor, blending the mundane act of bread-making with the adorable, instinctual habits of our furry companions. It is about celebrating those quiet, funny moments at home that make being a cat lover so uniquely rewarding.
When it comes to your everyday wardrobe, comfort is the most important ingredient in the recipe. This shirt is crafted from a premium cotton fabric that feels as soft as a fresh loaf of sourdough straight from the oven. The soft blend ensures that the garment maintains its shape and structural integrity wash after wash, providing a breathable experience whether you are lounging on the couch with your own “baker” or heading out for a busy day. We have prioritized a high-quality feel that doesn’t just look good but feels luxurious against the skin, avoiding the stiff texture of standard mass-produced apparel. The print is integrated smoothly into the fabric, ensuring that the design remains vibrant and tactile for years to come. This makes it a durable staple in your casual collection, perfect for those who demand both style and substance in their clothing.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The vintage aesthetic brings a timeless, classic quality to your wardrobe, making it easy to pair with modern or retro-inspired outfits for a curated look.
- Perfect for those who appreciate quirky humor, this design serves as an excellent conversation starter at local cafes, pet-friendly gatherings, or casual social events.
- As an essential piece of cat lover apparel, it showcases your passion for felines in a sophisticated, stylized way that transcends the typical pet-themed merchandise.
- The high-quality printing process ensures that the retro graphic tee maintains its nostalgic charm and color depth through every adventure you embark on.
Styling Tips:
This versatile piece thrives in a variety of fashion settings, allowing you to dress it up or down with ease. For a classic weekend look, tuck it into a pair of high-waisted denim jeans and add some clean white sneakers to emphasize the casual, playful vibe of the design. If you want to lean into the retro theme, layer it under a distressed denim jacket or an oversized flannel shirt for those cooler autumn days. For a slightly more “put-together” ensemble, try pairing the shirt with a corduroy skirt and leather ankle boots. The neutral tones and vintage design allow it to act as a bold statement piece or a subtle accent, depending on your layering choices. It is the perfect choice for a trip to the local farmer’s market, a relaxed afternoon at a bookstore, or simply showing off your cat-loving personality at the next brunch.
In a world that often feels far too serious, this tee offers a much-needed dose of levity and charm. It serves as a gentle reminder of the simple joys in life—like the sound of a rhythmic purr or the warmth of a sun-drenched kitchen. Whether you are treating yourself to a new favorite top or searching for the perfect gift for the feline enthusiast in your life, the Kitty Biscuits Bakery We Knead Em You Need Em Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee provides a unique blend of style, comfort, and sentiment. It is more than just a funny shirt; it is a celebration of the unique bond we share with our pets, wrapped in a high-quality package that you will want to wear every single day. Embrace the “knead” for comfort and style with this delightful addition to your personal collection.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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