Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Cheeky Farm Style with a Dash of Punny Humor
There is a specific kind of confidence that comes with wearing a garment that makes people do a double-take. It is the intersection of rural pride and a sharp, witty sense of humor that defines the modern homesteading woman. For those who spend their mornings in the coop and their afternoons tending to the flock, life is full of hard work and simple pleasures. This Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Funny Chicken Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Tee Gift captures that spirit perfectly, offering a playful nod to the feathered friends that rule the roost. It isn’t just about the literal birds; it is about a lifestyle that refuses to be boring. This design leans into the double entendre with a wink and a smile, making it the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who understands that farm life is better when you can laugh at yourself. Whether you are a seasoned poultry enthusiast or just someone who appreciates a clever play on words, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for your unique personality.

Beyond the witty exterior lies a garment designed for the rigors of daily life. We believe that humorous animal shirts should feel as good as they look, which is why this piece is crafted from a soft blend that prioritizes breathability and movement. When you are out in the yard or heading to a local farmer’s market, you need a shirt that moves with you. The premium cotton construction ensures a lightweight feel against the skin, preventing that stiff, heavy sensation often found in lower-quality novelty items. This cheeky country style top is engineered to maintain its shape wash after wash, resisting the typical stretching and fading that can ruin a favorite tee. The fabric is treated to be exceptionally smooth, providing a canvas that makes the punny farm apparel design pop while remaining incredibly comfortable for all-day wear. It is the kind of shirt you reach for on a Saturday morning when you want to feel relaxed but still look put-together enough for a coffee run or a backyard BBQ with friends. The durability of the seams and the quality of the finish mean this isn’t just a one-off gag gift; it’s a wardrobe staple that will last through seasons of chores and cheers.
Product Highlights:
- Crafted from a high-quality soft blend for maximum breathability and all-day comfort during any activity.
- Features a durable, high-definition print that retains its vibrant look even after multiple cycles through the laundry.
- Designed with a modern, flattering silhouette that provides a comfortable fit without feeling overly boxy or restrictive.
- Utilizes premium cotton fibers that are gentle on the skin and pre-shrunk to ensure your perfect fit stays perfect.
If you are looking for the perfect way to express your love for the flock while keeping your friends and family laughing, look no further. This shirt is more than just clothing; it is a celebration of the quirky, joyful side of rural living. It makes an incredible gift for the poultry lover in your life who has everything, or a well-deserved treat for yourself to wear during your next coop cleaning session. Life is far too short to wear boring clothes, so why not opt for something that showcases your wit and your passion simultaneously? Step out in confidence and let your personality shine through with the Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Funny Chicken Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Tee Gift. Grab yours today and get ready to be the talk of the barnyard!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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