Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Boldness with the Its Not Easy Being So Damn Amazing But Here I Am, Killing It Distressed T-Shirt Funny Tee

Life is an intricate balance of hard work, grit, and a healthy dose of self-assurance. For those who navigate the daily grind with a sense of humor, the Its Not Easy Being So Damn Amazing But Here I Am, Killing It Distressed T-Shirt Funny Tee serves as the ultimate sartorial manifesto. This design isn’t just about boasting; it’s about acknowledging the effort it takes to maintain a high level of excellence while keeping a lighthearted perspective. The vibe of this tee is unapologetically confident, tapping into the modern “main character energy” that celebrates personal wins without the need for false modesty. It speaks to the high achiever, the resilient spirit, and the person who knows that “killing it” is a full-time job. By wearing this shirt, you are signaling to the world that you recognize your own value and aren’t afraid to have a little fun with the concept of being “amazing.” It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and self-love, wrapped in a vintage aesthetic that suggests your greatness is well-earned and time-tested.
Beyond the witty message, we believe that high-tier humor deserves high-tier quality. This garment is constructed from premium cotton, ensuring a lightweight and breathable feel that lasts throughout your most demanding days. We’ve utilized a soft blend of fibers to create a texture that feels broken-in and comfortable from the moment you first pull it over your head. The “distressed” element of the design isn’t just for show; it reflects a sense of rugged durability and authenticity. We avoided stiff, heavy fabrics in favor of a drape that flatters various body types while maintaining its shape wash after wash. Whether you are running errands, heading to a casual meeting, or lounging at home, the fabric provides a gentle touch against the skin, making it a reliable staple in any wardrobe. This is a piece of humorous apparel that doesn’t sacrifice physical comfort for the sake of a laugh.
Why This Design Rocks:
- A Powerful Self-Confidence Statement: This tee acts as a daily affirmation, reminding you and everyone around you that you are handling your business with style and grace.
- Authentic Vintage-Style Graphic: The distressed lettering provides a classic, lived-in look that pairs perfectly with the timeless nature of the joke.
- The Perfect Witty Conversation Starter: Whether you’re at the gym or a coffee shop, this shirt is guaranteed to spark smiles and break the ice with fellow high-achievers.
- Gift-Ready Humor: Ideal for that friend or family member who truly is “killing it” and deserves a wardrobe that matches their high-energy personality.
Styling Tips:
To maximize the impact of this bold graphic, consider pairing it with a pair of well-fitted dark denim jeans and clean white sneakers for a classic “weekend warrior” look. If you want to lean into the distressed, vintage vibe, throw on a leather or denim jacket to add some layers and texture. For a more “power-casual” approach, you can even tuck this tee into a pair of chinos and wear it under a structured blazer; the contrast between the formal outerwear and the sarcastic message creates a sophisticated yet approachable aesthetic. Because the design is so versatile, it also works perfectly with joggers or athletic shorts for those days when you’re literally killing it at the gym or on a morning run.
In a world that often asks us to play it small, wearing the Its Not Easy Being So Damn Amazing But Here I Am, Killing It Distressed T-Shirt Funny Tee is a refreshing way to stand out. It combines a relatable sense of irony with a high-quality build, ensuring you look as good as you feel. Whether you’re buying it for yourself as a reward for your hard work or gifting it to someone who inspires you, this shirt remains a top-tier choice for those who appreciate quality humor. Remember, excellence is a habit, and looking amazing while doing it is just a bonus. Grab your Its Not Easy Being So Damn Amazing But Here I Am, Killing It Distressed T-Shirt Funny Tee today and let your wardrobe do the talking!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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