Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Controlled Chaos with the Its Fine Im Fine Everythings Fine Distressed Graphic T-Shirt

We’ve all been there—the coffee is spilled, the deadline is approaching, the internet is down, and yet, we maintain a stoic, albeit slightly manic, smile. This Its Fine Im Fine Everythings Fine Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is the ultimate anthem for anyone navigating the beautiful disaster of modern life. It captures that specific brand of resilient humor where irony meets reality. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a lifestyle statement for the chronically overwhelmed yet perpetually optimistic. Whether you’re a parent surviving on three hours of sleep, a student facing finals week, or a professional managing a “burning building” of a project, this shirt speaks the truth that we all feel but rarely say out loud. It embraces the irony of the situation, providing a sarcastic shield against the daily grind and letting everyone know that you are keeping it all together—even if it’s only by a thread.
When things are falling apart around you, at least your outfit shouldn’t. We prioritize your physical comfort by using a premium cotton fabric that feels like a warm hug during a cold crisis. This soft blend ensures that even if your schedule is rigid and demanding, your clothing remains flexible, breathable, and incredibly gentle against the skin. The fabric is meticulously chosen to maintain its shape wash after wash, much like how you try to maintain your composure through life’s unexpected hurdles. It’s light enough for the summer heat but durable enough to be a year-round favorite, making it a reliable staple in your wardrobe. The distressed aesthetic is intentional, mirroring the “slightly worn but still functional” vibe that we all embody on a Monday morning when the world is asking a bit too much of us.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Perfect for lovers of sarcastic apparel who appreciate a dry sense of humor and witty social commentary.
- A humorous novelty tee that serves as an excellent icebreaker in awkward social situations or busy workplaces.
- Designed for those who live in a state of relatable chaos and want the world to know they’re handling it with style.
- Ideal for everyday casual wear, offering a relaxed fit that works for running errands or lounging at home.
Styling Tips:
This versatile tee is designed to fit seamlessly into any wardrobe, allowing you to express your personality through various looks. For a classic, effortless vibe, pair it with your favorite distressed denim jeans and some vintage-style sneakers. If you’re heading out for a quick coffee run or a casual weekend meet-up, layer it under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket to lean into that “cool under pressure” aesthetic. For those who want to mix irony with a bit of fashion-forward edge, try tucking it into a leather skirt or wearing it under a structured blazer. This creates a high-low fashion statement that says you’re professional and capable, but you also have a fantastic sense of humor about the absurdity of life.
Ultimately, the Its Fine Im Fine Everythings Fine Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a simple piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for anyone who has ever looked at a mess and decided to keep moving forward. It’s the perfect way to share a laugh with strangers who are likely feeling the exact same way as they navigate their own daily obstacles. Wear it with pride, knowing that while everything might actually be on fire, you look fantastic while dealing with it. This tee reminds us all that a little bit of sarcasm goes a long way in making the day feel a little more manageable and a lot more fun.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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