Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Grump with the Irritable Owl Syndrome Distressed T-Shirt
We have all experienced those moments where the world is just a little too loud, the sun is a bit too bright, and our patience is wearing thin. That relatable, slightly cynical mood is perfectly encapsulated in our Irritable Owl Syndrome Distressed T-Shirt. This design isn’t just about a bird; it is a profound celebration of the inner curmudgeon that lives within us all. By subverting the classic “wise owl” trope, this garment leans into the humor of being perpetually unimpressed. It speaks to the night owls who loathe the early morning light and the introverts who find social batteries draining faster than expected. This funny bird lover gift is a badge of honor for anyone who appreciates a sharp wit and a touch of sarcasm in their daily attire. It tells a story of a character who has seen it all, heard it all, and would really just like a moment of peace, making it the ultimate conversation starter for those who share a similar outlook on life.
Beyond the clever humor, the physical experience of wearing this sarcastic graphic tee is designed to be as comforting as a quiet afternoon. We believe that a great joke deserves a great canvas, which is why we have utilized a soft blend of high-quality materials to ensure maximum comfort. The fabric features premium cotton that feels gentle against the skin, providing a breathable and lightweight sensation that lasts from morning until night. The vintage distressed style of the print gives the shirt an immediate “favorite tee” vibe, as if it has been a staple of your wardrobe for years. This intentional weathering mirrors the theme of the design—a little worn, a little tired, but still standing strong. The construction is robust, featuring reinforced stitching that handles the rigors of daily wear and frequent washing without losing its shape or softness. Whether you are layering it under a flannel for a hike or wearing it solo while lounging at home, the quality of the material ensures you stay cozy while your shirt does the talking for you.
Product Highlights:
- Unmatched Comfort: Made with a premium cotton soft blend that offers a luxurious feel and exceptional breathability for all-day wear.
- Authentic Vintage Aesthetic: The vintage distressed style provides a timeless, lived-in look that pairs effortlessly with any casual outfit.
- High-Quality Graphic: The novelty print is applied with durable inks that resist fading and cracking, ensuring the humor stays sharp over time.
- Versatile Wardrobe Staple: A perfect choice for bird enthusiasts, fans of dark humor, or anyone who enjoys a high-quality, sarcastic graphic tee.
In a world that often demands a constant smile, there is something incredibly liberating about wearing your mood on your sleeve—or in this case, your chest. This piece of merch is more than just a novelty item; it is a way to find common ground with fellow skeptics and coffee-lovers through the power of a shared laugh. It makes a fantastic gift for the person in your life who is famously difficult to wake up or the friend who always has a witty comeback ready. The combination of high-end textile quality and a relatable, funny theme ensures that this garment will be reached for again and again. Don’t settle for mundane apparel when you can showcase your unique personality with a design that is as smart as it is grumpy. Make a statement that resonates with your soul and your sense of humor. Order your Irritable Owl Syndrome Distressed T-Shirt today and let the world know that while you might be irritable, you certainly have great taste.
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