Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Satire with the Irrelevant Distressed Vintage Graphic T-Shirt
In a world obsessed with trending topics and viral moments, the Irrelevant Distressed Vintage Graphic T-Shirt serves as a refreshing antidote to the constant digital noise. This piece isn’t just clothing; it’s a satirical fashion statement for those who find humor in the mundane and the overlooked. By embracing the “irrelevant” label, the wearer projects a confident nonchalance that is increasingly rare in today’s hyper-connected society. This funny novelty unisex tee captures a unique retro aesthetic, blending a sense of historical wear with a sharp, modern wit. Whether you are navigating a crowded social event or enjoying a quiet afternoon at a coffee shop, this shirt communicates a laid-back philosophy: that being relevant is overrated, and being yourself—no matter how “irrelevant” that may seem to others—is the ultimate goal. The distressed finish adds a layer of depth, suggesting a history and a story that transcends the fleeting nature of modern fast fashion.
Key Features:
- Constructed from a premium cotton and soft blend for maximum breathability and all-day comfort.
- Features a high-definition graphic print designed to retain its weathered, vintage charm after many washes.
- A versatile unisex fit tailored to look great on all body types, making it a perfect gift or personal staple.
- Durable reinforced stitching at the collar and sleeves to ensure the garment stands up to the rigors of daily wear.
The beauty of casual streetwear lies in its adaptability and how it allows the individual to express their personality without saying a word. This tee can be effortlessly paired with distressed denim for a full-on grunge-inspired look or tucked into a sleek pair of chinos to provide a humorous contrast to a more polished ensemble. It works perfectly as a base layer under a rugged flannel shirt or a leather jacket during the cooler months, adding a touch of irony to any layered outfit. Beyond its stylistic versatility, maintaining the quality of your gear is essential for longevity. To keep the distressed graphic looking its best, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water with similar colors. Avoid harsh bleaches or abrasive detergents, as the goal is to preserve the subtle nuances of the print and the integrity of the soft blend fabric. Tumble drying on a low heat setting or air drying will help prevent shrinkage and maintain the shirt’s original shape, ensuring it remains a favorite in your wardrobe rotation for years to come. It’s the kind of piece that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear.
Ultimately, the Irrelevant Distressed Vintage Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a conversation starter that celebrates the beauty of the unconventional and the humor of the everyday. It perfectly bridges the gap between classic comfort and contemporary irony, making it an essential addition for anyone who appreciates smart humor and a relaxed, effortless vibe. By choosing this funny novelty unisex tee, you are opting for a garment that prioritizes personality and comfort over fleeting, superficial trends. Stand out by leaning into the irony of the design, and enjoy the unparalleled comfort of a shirt designed for those who know that true style doesn’t need to shout to be noticed. It is a testament to the fact that sometimes, the most irrelevant things are actually the ones that matter the most.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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