Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Make a Killer Impression with the Ultimate Dark Humor Statement Tee

There is a certain kind of confidence that comes with wearing something that stops people in their tracks and demands a second look. The IM OK ITS NOT MY BLOOD Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a masterclass in dark humor and deadpan irony. Designed for those who appreciate the macabre side of life, this shirt taps into the classic slasher movie aesthetic while maintaining a playful, rebellious spirit. Whether you are a fan of true crime podcasts or simply enjoy the chaotic energy of a horror protagonist, this design speaks volumes without you having to say a single word. It captures that specific “final girl” energy or the vibe of someone who just walked out of an action-packed scene completely unfazed. It is the perfect icebreaker for those who prefer their comedy with a bit of an edge, making it an essential addition to any bold wardrobe.
Comfort is paramount when you are making such a striking statement, and this tee does not disappoint. Crafted from premium cotton, the fabric offers a luxurious feel against the skin that remains comfortable from morning until the dead of night. We have selected a soft blend that ensures the garment is breathable and lightweight, making it ideal for layering during those crisp autumn evenings or wearing solo during a summer horror convention. The high-quality construction means the shirt maintains its shape and structural integrity even after multiple trips through the wash, ensuring your favorite piece of dark comedy stays looking fresh. No more dealing with stiff, itchy fabrics that distract from your style—just pure, effortless comfort that allows you to focus on your day (or your next “adventure”).
Why This Design Rocks:
- Essential spooky season apparel that transitions perfectly from a haunted house visit to a casual night out with friends.
- A standout piece of dark humor clothing that resonates with those who find the funny side of the frightening and the unconventional.
- The ultimate wardrobe staple for the horror movie enthusiast who wants to channel their inner cinema hero or villain in everyday life.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the edgy vibe of this graphic tee, pair it with some distressed black denim and a rugged leather jacket for a look that screams “off-duty rockstar.” If you are heading out for a more relaxed hang during the fall months, throw it under an oversized plaid flannel—leaving it unbuttoned to let the bold text take center stage. For a more modern, streetwear-inspired ensemble, try tucking it into high-waisted cargo pants and finishing the look with some chunky combat boots or high-top sneakers. The versatility of the design allows it to work as a centerpiece for a minimalist outfit or as a key layer in a more complex, textured aesthetic, ensuring you look effortlessly cool regardless of the occasion.
Perfect Gift for Any Occasion:
When it comes to finding the right balance between shock value and impeccable style, nothing beats a well-placed joke. This shirt isn’t just for October; it’s a year-round statement for the bold, the brave, and the slightly twisted. Whether you are buying it for yourself to upgrade your collection or searching for that perfect present for a friend who loves the macabre, the IM OK ITS NOT MY BLOOD Graphic T-Shirt is a guaranteed winner. It embodies a fearless approach to fashion where personality and irony collide in the best way possible. Elevate your daily rotation with a piece that celebrates the weird, the wild, and the wonderfully dark, ensuring you stay comfortable while keeping everyone else guessing about the story behind the shirt.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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