Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Klutz with the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Retro Groovy T-Shirt
Life is full of unexpected obstacles, but for some of us, those obstacles are literally the floor, the walls, and every piece of furniture in the room. If you have ever felt like the inanimate objects in your home have a personal vendetta against you, then the Im Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Retro Groovy T-Shirt is your new official uniform. This design captures the hilarious essence of being “uncoordinated” by shifting the blame onto the true culprits: the bullying chairs and the walls that clearly jumped out in front of you. This piece of sarcastic apparel isn’t just a garment; it is a humorous manifesto for anyone who navigates the world with a bit less grace and a lot more personality. By leaning into the “retro groovy” aesthetic, this shirt turns every trip and stumble into a fashion statement, proving that you can be accident-prone and incredibly stylish at the same time.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable and lightweight feel that lasts all day.
- Features a high-quality, vibrant print designed to maintain its retro charm after many washes.
- Constructed with a soft blend of materials to ensure maximum comfort during your daily adventures.
- Designed with a classic unisex fit that provides a flattering silhouette for every body type.
When it comes to building a versatile wardrobe, a relatable humor tee is an absolute essential. The vintage-inspired graphic shirt design allows you to pair it with almost anything in your closet. Whether you are heading out for a casual coffee date, running errands (and hopefully not tripping over the curb), or just lounging at home where the furniture is “safely” positioned, this tee fits the vibe perfectly. The “groovy” typography and 70s-inspired layout evoke a sense of nostalgia, making it a standout piece that sparks conversation wherever you go. Beyond its aesthetic appeal, this shirt serves as a fantastic gift for clumsy friends who are known for their spectacular spills and mysterious bruises. It’s a way to celebrate those quirky personality traits with a laugh, turning a potentially embarrassing moment into a shared joke among peers.
To keep your vintage-inspired graphic shirt looking its best, we recommend simple care routines that preserve the integrity of the fabric and the print. Because we use a premium cotton and soft blend construction, the shirt is remarkably resilient. We suggest washing it inside out in cold water to protect the bold lettering and groovy graphics from the rigors of the machine. Tumble dry on low heat or hang it up to air dry to maintain that perfect fit you fell in love with. Avoiding harsh chemicals and bleaches will ensure that the colors remain as vibrant as your personality. This level of durability means you can wear your “clumsy” badge of honor week after week without worrying about wear and tear, making it a reliable staple for your casual rotation.
In summary, being a bit of a klutz is much more fun when you have the right outfit to explain your situation. The Im Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Retro Groovy T-Shirt offers a witty defense against the gravity-defying mishaps of everyday life. It combines high-quality craftsmanship with a message that resonates with anyone who has ever been “bullied” by a coffee table. Whether you are buying it for yourself as a humorous self-reflection or as a thoughtful gift for clumsy friends, this tee is guaranteed to bring smiles and nods of agreement. Don’t let the floor win—stand tall (or at least try to) in a shirt that understands your struggle and makes you look great while doing it.
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