Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Legend with the Im Carl Doing Carl Things Vintage Distressed T-Shirt
There is something inherently charismatic and timeless about a name that stands the test of time, and “Carl” is exactly that—a name that suggests reliability, a touch of mischief, and a whole lot of authentic personality. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a tribute to the man who is always on the move, tackling his latest project, or simply enjoying a well-earned moment of leisure. When you wear the Im Carl Doing Carl Things Vintage Distressed T-Shirt, you are making a bold statement about your individuality and your unique sense of humor. The “doing Carl things” phrase is a playful nod to those specific quirks, habits, and legendary stories that make every Carl special in his own way. Whether he’s the family handyman, the office joker, or the neighborhood legend who always has a tool to lend, this shirt encapsulates that “just being me” energy that friends and family have come to love and expect. It celebrates the everyday moments that define a person, wrapped in a design that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear.
Key Features:
- Constructed from a premium cotton blend that offers exceptional breathability and comfort for all-day wear, whether you’re relaxing or staying active.
- Features a high-definition, vintage-style print that maintains its clarity and distressed aesthetic even after numerous cycles through the wash.
- The fabric is a specialized soft blend, ensuring a gentle feel against the skin while providing the long-lasting durability needed for daily activities.
- Designed with a classic, modern fit that complements various body types, making it a versatile and flattering addition to any casual wardrobe.
This piece of retro humor apparel is more than just a funny garment; it is a versatile staple that fits seamlessly into various social settings and lifestyles. Imagine wearing this to a weekend family barbecue where the “Carl” in question is the undisputed master of the grill, or perhaps using it as a brilliant conversation starter during a casual Friday at the office. Its understated humor makes it approachable and relatable to everyone who knows a Carl. If you are looking for the perfect personalized gift for Carl—be it for a birthday, Father’s Day, a retirement party, or a “just because” surprise—this tee hits the mark by being both thoughtful and hilarious. It transforms a common name into a brand of its own, celebrating the man behind the name. As a high-quality custom name graphic tee, it taps into the growing trend of personalized fashion without being overly flashy or temporary.
To keep this shirt looking its best and to preserve the integrity of the design, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors and tumble drying on a low setting. The premium construction ensures that the fabric won’t lose its shape or shrink excessively, allowing Carl to keep doing “Carl things” in style for years to come. The vintage, weathered look of the text is intentional, adding a layer of rugged authenticity that suggests the wearer has plenty of stories to tell and the experience to back them up. It’s the kind of shirt that actually looks better as it ages, much like the man himself. Whether paired with favorite jeans for a day out or worn as a comfortable layer at home, its versatility is unmatched.
In a world of generic, fast-fashion designs, finding something that resonates on a personal level is a rare find. This shirt manages to bridge the gap between a simple name and a vibrant, living personality. It’s a celebration of character, humor, and the timeless appeal of a classic name that everyone knows and respects. For the man who takes pride in his work, his hobbies, and his unique way of moving through the world, the Im Carl Doing Carl Things Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is the ultimate wardrobe essential that promises comfort, durability, and a good laugh every time it’s pulled out of the drawer. It is truly the definitive gear for the one and only Carl.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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