Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Hen Enthusiast with the Crazy Chicken Lady Just Like A Normal Lady Except Much Cooler Funny T-Shirt Tee

There is a specific kind of magic that comes with being a dedicated poultry enthusiast. It’s not just about the morning eggs or the sustainability of the lifestyle; it’s about the companionship, the rhythmic clucking, and the undeniable charm of a backyard flock. Wearing the Im A Crazy Chicken Lady Just Like A Normal Lady Except Much Cooler Funny T-Shirt Tee is more than just a fashion choice; it’s a bold declaration of your vibrant and nurturing personality. While “normal” people might spend their quiet mornings scrolling through digital news feeds, you are likely out in the yard, engaging in conversations with your feathered girls and enjoying the simple, grounding joys of the homestead. This design perfectly captures the witty essence of someone who knows that life is simply better—and certainly more entertaining—with a few chickens around. It leans into the “crazy” trope with a clever wink and a nod, proving that being deeply passionate about your hobbies makes you infinitely more interesting than the average person.
When it comes to your everyday wardrobe, comfort is just as critical as the message you are projecting to the world. This piece is meticulously crafted from a premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin, ensuring you stay comfortable whether you are tending to your garden or running errands in the city. We have utilized a high-quality soft blend fabric that is specifically chosen for its breathability and its impressive ability to hold up through countless wash cycles without losing its original shape or vibrance. We understand that life on a homestead, or even just keeping up with a busy suburban schedule, can be physically demanding. That is why we have focused on a durable yet lightweight construction that balances rugged utility with a luxurious feel. This isn’t just a novelty item to be worn once; it is a staple piece designed for those who value both sharp humor and high-end textile quality in their daily apparel.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The perfect poultry lover gift for the woman who has everything but can always find room for more hen-themed gear.
- An essential addition to your backyard farming apparel collection, guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone you encounter at the supply store.
- Features a quirky homestead style that transitions seamlessly from the morning coop chores to a casual afternoon coffee date.
- Celebrates the unique bond between humans and their birds with a humorous twist that resonates with hobbyists everywhere.
Styling Tips:
To truly make this design pop and showcase your personality, consider pairing it with your favorite high-waisted denim jeans and a pair of rugged leather boots for that authentic and trendy “cool farm girl” aesthetic. If you’re heading out on a chilly autumn morning, layer it under a classic buffalo plaid flannel shirt or a distressed denim jacket to add some rugged texture to your look. For a more relaxed, weekend vibe, it works beautifully with comfortable leggings and a messy bun—the unofficial uniform of the modern chicken keeper. Whether you’re showing off your quirky homestead style at a local farmer’s market or just relaxing on the porch watching your flock, this tee serves as the perfect centerpiece for a fun, casual outfit that speaks volumes about who you are. Ultimately, this design is about celebrating the joy found in the poultry-keeping world. If you are ready to show the world that you are proud of your feathered family, look no further than the Im A Crazy Chicken Lady Just Like A Normal Lady Except Much Cooler Funny T-Shirt Tee.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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