Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece: Why You Need the Civil Engineer Unless You Make Me Angry Distressed T-Shirt
Civil engineering is a profession built on precision, patience, and the ability to manage complex variables that most people take for granted. However, even the most composed professional has their limits when dealing with impossible deadlines or fluctuating site conditions. This Im A Civil Engineer Unless You Make Me Angry Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures that tongue-in-cheek warning for colleagues, clients, and friends alike. It moves beyond just being a piece of clothing; it serves as a humorous badge of honor for those who spend their days calculating structural loads and navigating complex zoning laws. The distressed design aesthetic mirrors the grit and resilience required in the field, making it a relatable piece of engineering humor that resonates with anyone who understands the weight of responsibility that comes with designing the world’s infrastructure. By wearing this shirt, you are embracing a vibe that is both authoritative and approachable, showcasing a personality that values hard work but doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for maximum breathability during long days on the job site or in the office.
- Features a high-quality, crack-resistant print designed to maintain its vintage, distressed look through countless wash cycles.
- Constructed with a soft blend that provides a comfortable, relaxed fit for all-day wearability.
- Reinforced stitching on the collar and sleeves ensures this construction professional apparel stands up to the rigors of a busy lifestyle.
When it comes to versatility, this shirt is a standout addition to any wardrobe. While many think of engineering humor as something reserved for the breakroom, this tee is designed to be worn anywhere. It transitions seamlessly from a casual Friday at the firm to a weekend gathering with fellow builders. The “distressed” vibe isn’t just about the look; it’s about the feeling of a well-loved, reliable garment that has seen its fair share of blueprints and coffee spills. This makes it an exceptional funny gift for engineers who appreciate a bit of wit alongside their technical expertise. Whether you are a bridge designer, a road works specialist, or a hydraulic engineer, the message is universal: you are a professional who gets the job done, but you also possess a sharp sense of humor that keeps the team motivated. It is the perfect conversation starter that bridges the gap between technical expertise and human relatability.
Maintaining the integrity of your favorite apparel is essential for long-term satisfaction. To keep the soft blend feeling its best and the graphic looking sharp, we recommend washing this garment in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry on a low setting or air dry to preserve the premium cotton fibers and the integrity of the print. Because civil engineers value efficiency and durability, this shirt is designed to be low-maintenance while providing high-impact style. It makes for a thoughtful and practical gift idea for graduations, promotions, or retirements, celebrating the career of someone who has literally helped build the foundation of society. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a tribute to the mental fortitude required to succeed in one of the world’s most demanding STEM fields.
In conclusion, if you are looking for a way to express your professional pride while maintaining a lighthearted edge, look no further. This garment combines comfort, durability, and a clever message that speaks directly to the heart of the industry. It’s time to show the world that you have the skills to build a skyscraper and the wit to handle any challenge that comes your way. Make a bold statement at your next project meeting or casual outing with the Im A Civil Engineer Unless You Make Me Angry Distressed T-Shirt.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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