Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Punny Essential: Im A Chicken Tender Funny Graphic T-Shirt

Humor is the secret sauce of a great wardrobe, and nothing delivers a punchline quite like the Im A Chicken Tender Funny Graphic T-Shirt. This design isn’t just about the play on words; it’s an ode to the lighthearted spirit of those who find joy in the simple things—like a well-placed pun or a flock of feathered friends. Whether you are a literal poultry farmer or just someone who can’t resist a good dad joke, this tee captures a specific kind of wit that resonates with everyone. It moves beyond the typical gag gift and enters the territory of a true personality piece. The “chicken tender” double entendre is clever enough to garner smiles at the grocery store or the local farmer’s market, making it more than just clothing—it’s a conversation starter that celebrates a quirky, fun-loving lifestyle that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Beyond the humor, we prioritize the physical feeling of what you wear. We believe that a great joke shouldn’t come at the expense of a rough fabric. That is why this shirt is crafted from premium cotton, ensuring a breathable experience that feels great against the skin from morning until night. We utilize a soft blend of high-quality materials to provide that “lived-in” feel right out of the box. The construction is designed to maintain its shape even after multiple cycles through the wash, so your favorite pun stays looking fresh and crisp. The fabric is lightweight enough for summer days in the coop but substantial enough to serve as a reliable base layer when the weather turns cool, providing comfort that lasts through every season.
Why This Design Rocks:
- An ideal chicken lover gift for the person in your life who treats their backyard flock like royalty.
- High-quality punny apparel that brings a touch of humor to your everyday rotation without sacrificing style.
- A versatile novelty tee that fits perfectly into any casual setting, from weekend BBQs to relaxed hangouts with friends.
- Durable construction and reinforced stitching that ensures the wit and the fabric last as long as your love for poultry.
Styling Tips:
To maximize the impact of this humorous piece, consider pairing it with classic blue jeans and a sturdy pair of leather boots for a rugged, farm-chic aesthetic. If you’re heading out for a casual lunch, throw on a plaid flannel shirt or a distressed denim jacket to let the graphic peek through, adding layers of texture to your look. For a more relaxed weekend vibe, it works effortlessly with olive cargo shorts or comfortable joggers. Because the design is bold yet simple, it serves as a fantastic anchor for any low-key outfit, allowing you to showcase your personality and sense of humor without having to say a single word.
In a world that can sometimes feel a bit too serious, wearing the Im A Chicken Tender Funny Graphic T-Shirt is a small but effective way to spread a little joy to those around you. It’s the perfect blend of comfort, quality, and comedic timing, making it a must-have for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a soft shirt. Whether you are buying it for yourself to wear during morning chores or searching for that perfect present for a friend, this shirt delivers on all fronts. Embrace your inner pun-master and let everyone know exactly where you stand in the world of poultry with this charming and durable addition to your closet.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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