Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Fire Up the Smoker with the If You Rub My Butt You Can Pull My Pork Distressed T-Shirt
There is a unique culture that exists around the smoke-filled air of a backyard pit, where the low-and-slow method isn’t just a way to cook meat—it is a way of life. The If You Rub My Butt You Can Pull My Pork Distressed T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates the cheeky, irreverent spirit of the modern pitmaster. This design leans heavily into the double entendre that every barbecue lover knows by heart, turning the technical preparation of a pork shoulder into a hilarious conversation starter. When you wear this shirt, you are signaling to the world that you take your dry rubs and wood chips seriously, but you don’t take yourself too seriously. The distressed aesthetic gives it that lived-in, vintage feel that suggests you’ve spent many long nights tending to the embers, perfecting the bark on a succulent piece of meat. In the world of outdoor cooking, humor is the secret ingredient that brings people together, and this If You Rub My Butt You Can Pull My Pork Distressed T-Shirt is the ultimate recipe for a good time at any gathering.
Key Features:
- Constructed from a premium cotton and soft blend for a lightweight, breathable feel that keeps you cool while you are standing over a hot grill.
- Features a high-definition distressed print designed to withstand the heat and smoke of the pit without losing its vintage charm.
- Reinforced stitching on the collar and sleeves ensures long-lasting durability, making it a reliable staple for every summer cookout.
- The modern, relaxed fit provides the perfect balance of style and comfort for all-day wear, from the first seasoning to the final plate.
Beyond the laughs, this garment is a masterclass in backyard barbecue fashion. It transitions effortlessly from the prep station to the picnic table, making it a versatile choice for any social event involving a flame. When looking for the perfect grilling enthusiast gift, it is hard to beat a piece of apparel that speaks the language of the smoker. The distressed look isn’t just a stylistic choice; it reflects the grit and hard work that goes into authentic barbecue. Unlike mass-produced novelty tees that lose their shape after a single wash, this shirt is built to endure. To keep it looking its best, we recommend washing it in cold water and tumbling dry on a low setting. This preserves the integrity of the premium cotton fibers and keeps the “pitmaster humor” looking sharp for years to come. Whether you are competing in a local rib-off or just flipping burgers for the family, this tee ensures you look the part of the seasoned pro who knows exactly how to handle the heat.
Ultimately, owning this shirt is about embracing the joy of the culinary craft. It serves as a reminder that the best meals are the ones shared with friends and accompanied by a hearty laugh. The If You Rub My Butt You Can Pull My Pork Distressed T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a statement of identity for those who find peace in the aroma of hickory and cherry wood. It makes for an unforgettable grilling enthusiast gift that will be the highlight of any birthday or Father’s Day celebration. By choosing a shirt made from a soft blend and premium cotton, you are investing in comfort that lasts as long as a well-cooked brisket. Stand out at your next neighborhood event and let everyone know that your skills on the grill are only matched by your sense of humor with the If You Rub My Butt You Can Pull My Pork Distressed T-Shirt.
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