Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Chaos with the If It Aint Broke Give Me Time Distressed T-Shirt
We all know that one person—perhaps it is you—who possesses the uncanny ability to turn a perfectly functional situation into a complex project. The If It Aint Broke Give Me Time Distressed T-Shirt is a satirical tribute to the tinkerers, the curious minds, and the self-proclaimed handymen who live by the philosophy that everything is a work in progress. It is not just a piece of clothing; it is a humorous admission of human nature and the inherent urge to “improve” things until they require a complete overhaul. This design taps into the universal truth that sometimes, our best intentions lead to the most chaotic and hilariously unintended results. Whether you are actually a mechanic, a software developer, or someone who just enjoys a good laugh at their own expense, this shirt perfectly captures the spirit of playful destruction. It speaks to the “fixers” who simply cannot leave well enough alone, offering a witty nod to the inevitable entropy that follows a weekend spent with a toolbox or a new set of instructions. By wearing this design, you are signaling to the world that you have a great sense of humor and a realistic outlook on your own technical prowess.

Beyond the clever wit, there is a distinct feeling of comfort and reliability that comes with wearing this funny novelty tee gear. Imagine slipping into a garment that feels like an old favorite from the very first moment you put it on. Crafted from premium cotton, the fabric offers a level of breathability and softness that makes it ideal for all-day wear, whether you are out on a job or relaxing at home. This isn’t just about the joke; it is about the high quality of the sarcastic apparel you choose to represent your personality. The soft blend ensures that the shirt moves with you, providing a flexible fit that doesn’t restrict your movement—even when you’re leaning over a half-broken appliance. The vintage distressed design gives it a rugged, lived-in aesthetic that pairs perfectly with your favorite worn-out jeans or work pants. It is built to withstand the rigors of a busy lifestyle, maintaining its shape and texture through countless laundry cycles. This is the kind of gear that becomes a staple in your wardrobe because it balances high-level humor with high-end craftsmanship, ensuring you look good even when things aren’t going exactly to plan.
Product Highlights:
- Constructed from premium cotton for a breathable, skin-friendly feel that lasts all day long.
- Features a high-quality soft blend that provides the perfect balance of durability and comfort.
- Boasts a vintage distressed design that adds a timeless, rugged character to your casual wardrobe.
- Reinforced stitching at the seams ensures this humorous tee can handle your daily adventures.
Ultimately, this shirt is about celebrating the imperfections of life and the fun we have along the way. It makes for an incredible gift for the “Mr. Fix-it” in your life who always ends up with extra screws after reassembling a cabinet, or for the friend who is known for their hilarious “oops” moments. In a world that often takes itself too seriously, wearing a piece of clothing that invites a smile and a shared laugh is a powerful way to connect with others. This funny novelty tee gear serves as a conversation starter at parties, workshops, or casual get-togethers, instantly identifying you as someone who values wit and authenticity. Don’t wait for your current wardrobe to wear out; add some levity to your style right now. Embrace the irony and the inevitable “repairs” that lie ahead. Secure your If It Aint Broke Give Me Time Distressed T-Shirt today and wear your penchant for accidental chaos with pride!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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