Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Express Your Political Passion with the “If I Die Tell Bernie Sanders I Love Him” Tee

Politics in the modern era can often feel overwhelming, but every so often, a piece of culture emerges that perfectly blends conviction with a healthy dose of dark humor. The If I Die Tell Bernie Sanders I Love Him Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Unisex Tee is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a cultural artifact that captures the unique devotion and internet-era wit of the progressive movement. This design leans into the “meme-ification” of political discourse, offering a hyperbolic and hilarious declaration of loyalty to one of the most influential figures in contemporary grassroots activism. It reflects a vibe that is simultaneously cynical about the state of the world yet deeply romantic about the possibility of change. Wearing this shirt signals that you are someone who understands the stakes of the current political climate but refuses to lose your sense of irony or your capacity for affection toward the leaders who champion the working class.
Quality and comfort should never be sacrificed for a bold statement, which is why this tee is constructed with the wearer’s daily experience in mind. We utilize a premium cotton that provides a luxuriously soft feel against the skin, ensuring that you stay comfortable whether you are pounding the pavement at a rally or relaxing at a local coffee shop. The soft blend is specifically engineered for durability, allowing the fabric to retain its structure and vibrant print through countless wash cycles. Because it features a unisex cut, it offers a versatile fit that looks great on all body types, providing a relaxed silhouette that doesn’t feel restrictive. The breathability of the natural fibers makes it an excellent choice for year-round wear, serving as a reliable staple in any socially conscious wardrobe.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Political humor apparel: This shirt serves as a fantastic icebreaker, instantly connecting you with like-minded individuals who share your values and your sense of humor.
- Progressive fashion: It allows you to wear your heart on your sleeve—literally—while maintaining a trendy, minimalist aesthetic that fits perfectly into modern street style.
- Sarcastic statement shirt: The hyperbolic “last request” theme is a classic example of the dry, self-deprecating wit that has become a hallmark of younger generations of activists.
- Pop culture tee: It bridges the gap between serious policy discussion and the viral moments that make the political landscape so vibrant and engaging.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of a high-quality graphic tee lies in its versatility. For a classic, effortless look, pair this shirt with your favorite distressed blue jeans and a pair of sustainable sneakers. If the weather turns cool, layer it under a rugged denim jacket or a classic flannel to lean into the “organized labor” aesthetic. For those who want to elevate the look for a more social setting, try tucking the shirt into a pair of high-waisted corduroy trousers or a midi skirt. Adding a structured blazer over the top creates a sophisticated high-low contrast that works perfectly for casual Fridays at the office or a political meetup at a local bistro. No matter how you choose to wear it, the bold text remains the focal point of your ensemble.
Ultimately, choosing what we wear is a form of self-expression that speaks volumes before we even open our mouths. By donning the If I Die Tell Bernie Sanders I Love Him Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Unisex Tee, you are choosing to highlight a message of passion, humor, and unwavering support for a vision of a better future. It is a testament to the fact that you can be serious about your principles while still having fun with your fashion choices. This shirt is a must-have for anyone who wants to celebrate their political identity with a wink and a nod, making the If I Die Tell Bernie Sanders I Love Him Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Unisex Tee a standout addition to any collection of modern, meaningful apparel.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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