Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Digital Irony: The Ultimate Id Rather Be Gooning Tbh Neon T-Shirt

Step into the unapologetic world of digital irony and niche internet culture with the Id Rather Be Gooning Tbh Neon T-Shirt. This isn’t just a piece of apparel; it is a bold manifesto for the terminally online generation. In an era where memes evolve faster than traditional fashion cycles, this shirt captures a very specific, high-energy vibe that resonates with those who find beauty in the absurd. The design leans heavily into the neon aesthetic, creating a visual contrast that is as loud as the statement itself. Whether you are deep into the lore of the “gooner” subculture or you simply enjoy the chaotic energy of meta-humor, this tee serves as a wearable badge of honor. It challenges the status quo of “normal” streetwear by injecting a dose of self-aware comedy that is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations in any setting, from gaming lounges to local coffee shops.
Quality is at the heart of our design philosophy, ensuring that your favorite meme-inspired look lasts through countless adventures. Each shirt is constructed from premium cotton, providing a breathable and substantial feel that balances weight with comfort. We have opted for a soft blend that feels incredibly gentle against the skin, making it an ideal choice for long sessions in front of a monitor or casual outings with friends. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its iconic fit, and the high-quality printing process ensures the neon colors remain vibrant and resistant to cracking. We believe that even the most ironic fashion should be built to last, which is why we focus on durable stitching and a reinforced neckline that keeps its shape wash after wash. When you wear this, you are wearing a garment designed for both maximum impact and maximum comfort.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Internet Subculture Humor: This design perfectly encapsulates the shift from digital slang to physical viral meme fashion, making it a must-have for those in the know.
- Ironic Graphic Tee Appeal: The juxtaposition of the bright neon lettering with the provocative phrasing creates a classic ironic graphic tee look that defines modern Gen-Z and Millennial style.
- Niche Community Connection: It taps directly into the unique “gooner” aesthetic, allowing you to signal your familiarity with deep-web humor and niche communities.
- Perfect Gift Idea: If you are looking for a unique present for a friend who lives on Discord or Reddit, this shirt is the ultimate way to show you “get” their sense of humor.
Styling Tips:
To truly master the look of the Id Rather Be Gooning Tbh Neon T-Shirt, lean into the urban streetwear aesthetic. For a high-contrast outfit, pair the shirt with oversized black cargo pants and chunky white sneakers. The neon text will pop brilliantly against a dark backdrop. If you prefer a more layered approach, throw on a distressed denim jacket or a techwear-inspired windbreaker. For those who want to fully embrace the “e-boy” or “e-girl” vibe, accessorize with silver chains, a beanie, and perhaps some checkered slip-on shoes. This shirt is versatile enough for music festivals, late-night gaming marathons, or just lounging around while scrolling through your favorite feeds. It is all about confidence—wear it with a smirk and let the neon do the talking.
In a landscape filled with generic designs, the Id Rather Be Gooning Tbh Neon T-Shirt stands out as a beacon of individuality and wit. It perfectly bridges the gap between high-speed internet trends and high-quality physical merchandise. By choosing this piece, you aren’t just following a trend; you are participating in a global dialogue of irony and digital expression. The combination of premium cotton and a soft blend ensures that you don’t have to sacrifice your comfort for your comedy. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a standout gift for a fellow meme connoisseur, this shirt is a definitive staple for anyone who understands the chaotic, hilarious reality of modern life. Secure yours today and wear the irony with pride.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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