Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Sweet Irony with Our Novelty Cake Decorator Vintage Tee Gear

Life has a funny way of taking our childhood aspirations and twisting them into the vibrant, unpredictable reality we live today. Whether you actually ended up in a professional kitchen or your career path took a wild, unexpected turn, the Id Dreamed Id Grow Up To Be A Cake Decorator But Here I Am Rockin It Vintage T-Shirt captures that hilarious sentiment of personal and professional evolution. This design isn’t just about frosting, sprinkles, and piping bags; it’s about the irony of our early dreams versus the cool, confident reality of who we have become. It speaks to those who appreciate a bit of self-deprecating humor and the “rockstar” attitude required to navigate life’s many detours. This novelty tee gear is perfect for the person who still has a sweet tooth for success but wears their current journey with a sense of pride and a wink to the past. The vibe is one of nostalgic irony, celebrating the distance between “then” and “now,” proving that even if the path changed, the spirit remains just as creative.
Beyond the witty message and the clever play on words, this garment is crafted for those who value long-lasting comfort without sacrificing their unique sense of style. Made from a premium cotton and soft blend, it feels like a well-loved favorite from the very first wear. The fabric is exceptionally breathable and gentle on the skin, ensuring that you stay cool and comfortable whether you’re actually decorating a three-tier masterpiece or just running errands around town. We’ve focused on a high-quality construction that maintains its shape and softness even after multiple cycles through the wash, making it a reliable staple in any casual wardrobe. The vintage-inspired aesthetic is achieved through careful attention to detail, ensuring the shirt feels authentic and timeless rather than just another fast-fashion item. When you wear this, you’re choosing a piece of apparel that respects both your skin and your sense of humor.
Why This Design Rocks:
- This novelty tee gear serves as a fantastic conversation starter at parties, family gatherings, or even professional mixers where you want to show off your personality.
- Features a vintage-inspired graphic look that blends retro 70s and 80s aesthetics with modern-day humor for a look that never goes out of style.
- The perfect sarcastic career shirt for anyone who loves to poke fun at their own life choices while looking effortlessly cool and collected.
- Designed for durability and daily wear, making it a core piece of baker lifestyle apparel that transitions perfectly from the kitchen to the street.
Styling Tips:
Integrating this vintage-style piece into your daily rotation is effortless and fun. For a classic, laid-back look, tuck it into a pair of high-waisted distressed denim jeans and finish with your favorite canvas sneakers or vintage boots. If you want to lean into the “rocking it” vibe, layer it under a rugged leather jacket or an oversized flannel shirt for those cooler autumn days. For a more modern streetwear edge, pair it with joggers and a beanie. The versatile color palette and classic cut also make it a great companion for leggings and a messy bun when you’re in full “productive mode” at home. Whether you’re at a casual brunch, a weekend bake sale, or just lounging, this shirt adapts to your personal flair while keeping the humor front and center.
Ultimately, this shirt celebrates the journey we take to find ourselves in an ever-changing world. It serves as a gentle reminder that even if we aren’t exactly where we thought we’d be when we were ten years old, we are still killing it in our own unique way. Whether you are buying this as a gift for a friend who loves to bake or as a treat for yourself to commemorate your own professional path, the Id Dreamed Id Grow Up To Be A Cake Decorator But Here I Am Rockin It Vintage T-Shirt is a testament to resilience, humor, and style. Embrace the irony, celebrate your growth, and wear your story with a design that is as spirited and one-of-a-kind as your own career path.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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