Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Essential Wardrobe Piece for the Ultimate Cruise Enthusiast

If your heart is permanently anchored at sea, then you know exactly what it feels like to count down the days until your next embarkation. The I Work To Fund My Cruising Addiction Funny T-Shirt perfectly captures the relatable sentiment of every modern traveler who views their career as the primary sponsor of their high-seas lifestyle. This design isn’t just a garment; it’s a badge of honor for those who live for the sound of the ship’s horn and the sight of the endless blue horizon. It speaks to the vibrant community of explorers who understand that the office is merely a temporary stop between ports of call. Whether you are dreaming of the turquoise waters of the Caribbean, the historic architecture of the Mediterranean, or the breathtaking sights of an Alaskan glacier, this shirt signals to the world that your true home is on the water. The humor lies in its total honesty—it celebrates the “work-to-travel” mentality that keeps every passionate cruiser motivated through the Monday morning meetings.
When you are navigating the upper decks or heading out for a full day of sightseeing in a foreign port, comfort is absolutely non-negotiable. We have prioritized your relaxation by utilizing a premium cotton fabric that offers a luxurious feel against the skin. Our signature soft blend ensures that the material remains lightweight and exceptionally breathable, which is crucial for those warm, tropical climates or humid afternoons on the pier. Unlike standard souvenir shirts that can feel stiff or scratchy, this tee is designed for maximum flexibility and ease of movement. The high-quality construction means the fabric retains its shape and softness even after multiple washes, making it a reliable staple for all your future voyages. We believe that your vacation gear should be as stress-free as the cruise itself, providing you with a reliable, cozy fit from the moment you board the ship until the final disembarkation.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The Perfect Cruise Lover Gift: Surprise the frequent floater in your life with a shirt that finally acknowledges their obsession with the high seas in a lighthearted way.
- Versatile Vacation Apparel: This tee transitions effortlessly from a casual morning breakfast at the buffet to a relaxed afternoon lounging by the pool or exploring a new island.
- Authentic Nautical Humor: The witty text acts as an instant icebreaker, helping you connect with fellow passengers who share your passion for maritime adventures.
- Memorable Ocean Adventure Souvenir: Long after your tan has faded, this shirt serves as a wearable memory of your favorite trips and the many nautical miles you’ve covered.
Styling Tips:
To make the most of this graphic tee, pair it with classic denim shorts and comfortable boat shoes for a quintessential maritime look. If you are heading into a port for a day of exploration, throw on a lightweight linen button-down shirt over it for sun protection and a touch of sophistication. For those breezy evenings on the top deck when the sea air turns cool, it layers perfectly under a light hoodie or a casual windbreaker. Ladies can even tuck it into a flowy midi skirt with some strappy sandals for a “cruise casual” dinner vibe that remains playful and relaxed. No matter how you choose to wear it, this shirt is designed to complement the laid-back, joyful atmosphere of life on a ship.
Conclusion
In the world of travel fashion, nothing beats a piece that combines personality with genuine comfort. The I Work To Fund My Cruising Addiction Funny T-Shirt is more than just a funny graphic; it is a testament to your adventurous spirit and your commitment to seeing the world one port at a time. It makes for a fantastic conversation starter on the lido deck and a cozy reminder of your travel goals when you are stuck back at your desk. Invest in a shirt that understands your priorities and celebrates your love for the ocean. Grab yours today and get ready to set sail in style!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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