Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Relatable Bathroom Humor: The I Sorta Kinda Maybe Slightly Possibly Think I Maybe Need To Poop Shirt

We’ve all been there—that fleeting moment of physiological uncertainty where your body sends a mixed signal that is both urgent and vague. This I Sorta Kinda Maybe Slightly Possibly Think I Maybe Need To Poop Funny T-Shirt perfectly captures the hilarious internal monologue of someone grappling with a sudden realization of biological necessity. It’s not just a garment; it’s a manifesto for the indecisive and the over-sharers. This design thrives on the “too much information” vibe that is currently dominating internet culture and modern street style. It celebrates the mundane yet universal experience of biological urgency with a self-deprecating wit that turns an awkward situation into a total conversation starter. If you value humor that is as blunt as it is verbose, this tee is your spiritual successor in any casual setting.
Beyond the comedic value, comfort is paramount when you’re dealing with life’s little emergencies. This shirt is crafted from a premium cotton fabric that feels incredibly soft against the skin, ensuring you stay relaxed even when your digestive system is being uncooperative. The soft blend construction provides a breathable fit, making it an ideal choice for all-day wear, whether you’re lounging at home or out running errands in the summer heat. We prioritize high-quality stitching and a durable build so that the hilarious message stays crisp and legible wash after wash. You won’t have to worry about irritation or stiffness, allowing you to focus on the more important things in life—like finding the nearest restroom as quickly as possible.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Unmatched Relatability: This piece of relatable bathroom humor connects with everyone because, let’s face it, we’ve all felt that specific pang of gastrointestinal uncertainty at the worst possible time.
- Icebreaker Extraordinaire: As a hilarious graphic tee, it acts as an instant icebreaker at parties or casual gatherings, guaranteed to get a laugh from friends and strangers alike.
- The Perfect Gag Gift: If you’re looking for a novelty joke shirt for a friend who has no filter, this is the ultimate choice for birthdays, office parties, or white elephant exchanges.
- Expressive Typography: The wordy, frantic nature of the text mirrors the internal panic of the situation, adding a layer of comedic depth that simple slogans just can’t match.
Styling Tips:
Styling a piece this bold requires a bit of visual balance to ensure the joke lands perfectly. For a classic, laid-back look, pair this tee with your favorite distressed denim jeans and a clean pair of white sneakers. This keeps the focus on the text while maintaining an effortless, everyday vibe. If you want to lean into the streetwear aesthetic, try layering it under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket. The contrast between the “serious” layers and the ridiculous text creates a “don’t care” attitude that is highly fashionable. For those cozy days in, it pairs perfectly with joggers or lounge shorts, making it the ultimate outfit for when you’re contemplating your next move—literally and figuratively.
In a world that often takes itself too seriously, wearing something that embraces the absurdity of human biology is a breath of fresh air. This I Sorta Kinda Maybe Slightly Possibly Think I Maybe Need To Poop Funny T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for anyone who isn’t afraid to laugh at themselves. Whether you are buying it as a gift for a “poop-positive” friend or adding it to your own collection of witty apparel, it’s guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone’s face. Don’t let your wardrobe be boring when it could be hilariously honest. Embrace the uncertainty, enjoy the premium comfort, and let the world know exactly what might—or might not—be happening with your gut health today.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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