Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Favorite Science Educator with the I Never Dreamed Super Cool Biology Teacher T-Shirt

The life of a scientist is often portrayed as one of quiet observation and meticulous research, but the reality for those in the classroom is far more dynamic. This I Never Dreamed Super Cool Biology Teacher T-Shirt captures the perfect blend of professional pride and playful irony. It speaks to the educator who navigates the complexities of cellular biology, genetics, and ecology while maintaining a sense of humor that resonates with students and colleagues alike. Being a teacher is a calling, but being a “super cool” one is an achievement that deserves to be celebrated. This design isn’t just about the subject matter; it’s about the identity of the person who makes the wonders of life science accessible and exciting. Whether you are lecturing on the Krebs cycle or supervising a dissection, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for the modern educator who has successfully bridged the gap between academic rigor and effortless charisma.
When it comes to the demands of a full school day, comfort is just as important as style. This garment is crafted from premium cotton, ensuring that you stay cool and comfortable from the first bell to the final lab cleanup. We understand that science educators are constantly on the move, which is why we’ve utilized a soft blend of high-quality fibers that offer both breathability and durability. The fabric is designed to withstand the rigors of frequent washing without losing its shape or the vibrancy of the graphic. It feels smooth against the skin, making it an ideal choice for those long days of standing, walking, and engaging with students. By focusing on a high-thread-count construction, we ensure that this novelty gift remains a staple in your wardrobe for many semesters to come.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Classroom Humor: This shirt leans into the “cool teacher” trope with a witty slogan that lightens the mood in any academic setting, making it a hit during lectures or staff meetings.
- Perfect Science Educator Gift: If you are looking for a thoughtful and funny way to show appreciation for a mentor or colleague, this academic novelty apparel is the ideal choice for birthdays, Teacher Appreciation Week, or end-of-year celebrations.
- Universal Appeal: While it highlights biology specifically, the vibe of the shirt celebrates the passion required to teach any complex subject with style and grace.
- Versatile Graphic Quality: The print is designed to be bold and legible, ensuring the message is clear whether you are in a large lecture hall or a small seminar room.
Styling Tips:
To make the most of this graphic tee, consider layering it to fit the professional yet relaxed atmosphere of a modern school. For a standard classroom look, pair it with well-fitted dark denim or chinos and a comfortable pair of leather sneakers. If you want to lean into the professional side, throw on a structured blazer or a corduroy jacket; the juxtaposition of the casual “super cool” message with a sharp jacket creates a sophisticated academic aesthetic. For those days spent in the laboratory, it fits perfectly under a white lab coat, providing a pop of personality that your students will definitely notice. It also functions beautifully as weekend wear, paired with joggers or shorts for a trip to the local science center or a casual coffee run. The versatility of the design allows it to transition seamlessly from the whiteboard to the weekend.
In conclusion, being an educator is about more than just delivering curriculum; it is about the impact you have on the next generation of thinkers. The I Never Dreamed Super Cool Biology Teacher T-Shirt is a tribute to that impact, wrapped in a package of high-quality fabric and clever design. It acknowledges the hard work, the late-night grading, and the boundless enthusiasm required to teach the science of life. Whether you are purchasing this for yourself to celebrate your own “super cool” status or as a gift for a beloved colleague, it stands as a testament to the fun and vital role that biology teachers play in our lives. Embrace the humor, enjoy the premium comfort, and continue inspiring your students with this essential piece of academic apparel.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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