Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Professional Journey with the Ultimate Contracting Officer Funny Tee
The path to a rewarding career is rarely a straight line. Many of us grew up imagining ourselves as astronauts, professional athletes, or world-traveling explorers. However, there is a specific kind of pride that comes with finding yourself in a high-stakes, essential role that you never originally envisioned. This I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Contracting Officer But Here I Am Killing It Funny T-Shirt Tee speaks directly to that sense of unexpected professional triumph. It is a tribute to the experts who navigate the labyrinth of federal regulations, acquisition strategies, and budgetary constraints with unparalleled grace. Being a contracting officer isn’t just about the paperwork; it is about being the tactical glue that holds massive projects together. This shirt celebrates the irony of a career that found you, rather than the other way around, and acknowledges that you are absolutely dominating the field today.
Key Features:
- Made from premium cotton that provides exceptional breathability and comfort for those long days at the office or in the field.
- Utilizes a high-quality soft blend fabric that ensures the garment maintains its shape and soft texture through countless wash cycles.
- Features professional-grade printing technology that keeps the humorous message bold, vibrant, and resistant to cracking or fading.
- Designed with a versatile, modern fit that is perfect for casual Fridays, networking events, or relaxing at home after a busy fiscal year-end.
When it comes to workplace apparel, comfort is just as important as the message you are sending. We understand that your job can be stressful, especially when deadlines are looming and contracts are under intense scrutiny. That is why this tee is constructed using premium cotton, ensuring you stay cool under pressure. The soft blend material provides a gentle touch against the skin, making it an ideal choice for layering under a jacket or wearing as a standalone piece. To ensure your shirt remains in peak condition, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on a low heat setting to preserve the integrity of the print and the softness of the fabric. This attention to detail ensures that your favorite piece of federal contracting humor remains a staple in your wardrobe for years to come.
Finding the right government procurement gift can be a challenge, as the profession is so niche and specialized. This shirt bridges that gap perfectly, offering a blend of professional career apparel and genuine wit. It makes an excellent gift for a mentor who has guided you through the FAR, a colleague who just secured a massive award, or even for yourself as a reward for surviving another audit season. The humor lies in the recognition of excellence; it tells the world that while you may not have “dreamed” of being a gatekeeper of federal funds as a child, you have mastered the craft in adulthood. It is a conversation starter that allows you to connect with fellow professionals who understand the unique challenges and rewards of the contracting world. Whether you are at a training seminar or a casual weekend gathering, this tee highlights your status as someone who is truly “killing it” in their chosen field.
Ultimately, your clothing should reflect your personality and your pride in what you do. The world of government acquisitions is demanding, but it is also full of individuals who have a great sense of humor about their vital roles. By wearing the I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Contracting Officer But Here I Am Killing It Funny T-Shirt Tee, you are embracing your professional identity with a wink and a smile. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a statement of success and a celebration of the unexpected turns that lead to a fulfilling career. Grab yours today and show everyone that being a contracting officer is, in fact, incredibly cool.
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