Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Professional Hustle with the Super Cool Clerk Vintage Tee
Life has a funny way of leading us down paths we never anticipated. Many of us grew up imagining fantastical futures, only to find that our true calling lies in the essential, high-speed world of clerical work. This I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Clerk But Here I Am Killing It Vintage T-Shirt Funny Tee is a tribute to that realization. It speaks to the professional who walks into the office or the storefront every morning ready to tackle the chaos with a smile. This design leans heavily into professional humor, acknowledging the irony of finding oneself in a role that might seem ordinary to outsiders but is handled with extraordinary skill. It’s about the transformation from a dreamer to a doer—someone who realizes that being “super cool” isn’t about the job title, but about the attitude brought to the job. By embracing this retro aesthetic, you are signaling to the world that you have found your rhythm and you are proud of the vital role you play in the machinery of modern commerce.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for ultimate breathability and durability.
- Features a soft blend fabric that ensures a comfortable fit throughout long shifts.
- Durable, high-quality print that maintains its vibrant look after many washes.
- Classic unisex cut designed to complement any personal style or body type.
Beyond the wit, this shirt is designed for the rigors of everyday workwear. We understand that a clerk’s day can be unpredictable, requiring a garment that offers both flexibility and lasting comfort. That is why we prioritize high-quality materials, ensuring that the fabric remains breathable even during the most hectic periods of the day. The soft blend provides a gentle feel against the skin, making it an ideal choice for those who are on the move or seated at a desk for extended hours. This isn’t just about occupational pride; it’s about practical utility. The shirt transitions seamlessly from the professional environment to casual social settings. Pair it with your favorite denim or a structured jacket to lean into that vintage vibe. When it comes to maintenance, longevity is key. By following simple care instructions—like washing in cool water and avoiding high-heat drying—you ensure the graphic remains as bold as your work ethic. This tee is meant to be worn, washed, and loved, serving as a constant reminder that you are indeed killing it, day in and day out.
Ultimately, the clothes we choose to wear are an extension of our identity. For those who navigate the complexities of data, customer service, and organization, this shirt is a well-deserved badge of honor. It captures a specific brand of confidence that only comes from experience. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift for a colleague who truly excels, the I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Clerk But Here I Am Killing It Vintage T-Shirt Funny Tee stands as a testament to the fact that excellence can be found in any profession. Wear it with pride, knowing that while you may not have dreamed of this specific path, you have mastered it with style and a sense of humor that is truly unmatched.
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