Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Road Warrior with the Super Cool Biker Grandma Tee

Life has a funny way of leading us down paths we never expected, and for the woman who traded a rocking chair for a roaring engine, the I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Super Cool Biker Grandma T-Shirt is the ultimate badge of honor. This design isn’t just about a hobby; it’s about a lifestyle shift that defies every traditional stereotype of what a grandmother “should” be. It captures a spirit of independence and a refusal to slow down just because the calendar says so. When you wear this shirt, you are telling the world that your heart still beats to the rhythm of a V-twin engine and that your stories are told in miles, not just in lullabies. It’s a celebration of the fierce, the bold, and the unapologetically cool matriarchs who prove that adventure has no expiration date. This piece of apparel serves as a humorous yet poignant reminder that while you may be a devoted family woman, your soul still belongs to the open road and the freedom it provides.
Quality and comfort are paramount when you’re transitioning from a family dinner to a weekend ride. That is why this shirt is crafted from premium cotton, ensuring a breathable and lightweight feel that keeps you cool under the sun. The soft blend of the fabric provides an exceptionally smooth texture against the skin, making it a go-to choice for all-day wear. We understand that a biker’s life can be demanding, so the construction is designed to maintain its shape and integrity even after multiple washes. Whether you are navigating winding backroads or hosting a backyard barbecue, the high-quality fabric ensures you stay comfortable without sacrificing your edgy aesthetic. The durability of the material mirrors the resilience of the woman wearing it, offering a reliable piece of clothing that stands the test of time and travel.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The Ultimate Rebel Spirit Tee: This design perfectly encapsulates the defiant attitude of women who choose the throttle over the traditional, making it a standout piece in any wardrobe.
- A Thoughtful Motorcycle Enthusiast Gift: If you are looking for the perfect present for the woman who has everything, this shirt serves as a personalized tribute to her passion for riding and her role in the family.
- Leading the Way in Badass Grandmother Apparel: It bridges the gap between family devotion and personal identity, allowing grandmas to showcase their “cool factor” with pride and humor.
- A Must-Have for Senior Rider Fashion: Designed for those who appreciate a mix of classic style and modern wit, this tee fits perfectly into the culture of motorcycle rallies and community events.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the biker aesthetic, pair this shirt with a well-worn leather jacket and your favorite pair of dark-wash denim jeans. For those cooler morning rides, layering it under a heavy denim vest can add an extra touch of “road-ready” grit. Complete the look with a pair of sturdy leather boots and perhaps a colorful bandana tied around your neck or wrist. If you’re heading to a casual family gathering, you can soften the look by tucking the shirt into a high-waisted skirt or pairing it with comfortable leggings and sneakers. The versatility of the design allows it to transition effortlessly from a rugged outdoor environment to a relaxed indoor setting, ensuring you always look like the coolest person in the room regardless of the occasion.
Ultimately, this shirt is about more than just fashion; it is about celebrating the unexpected joy of your current chapter in life. Whether you bought this for yourself as a treat or received it as a heartfelt gesture from a loved one, the I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Super Cool Biker Grandma T-Shirt stands as a testament to a life well-lived and a road well-traveled. It honors the dual identity of being a nurturer and a navigator, a storyteller and a speedster. Wear it with pride, knowing that you are redefining what it means to be a grandmother in the modern age, one mile at a time.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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