Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Selective Hearing with the Ultimate Retro Statement Tee
We have all experienced those moments where we are physically present but mentally miles away, drifting through a world of our own creation. Whether you are trapped in a monotonous staff meeting, sitting through a lecture that could have been an email, or listening to a long-winded story at a party, your mind is likely fishing for something more interesting. This I Might Look Like Im Listening To You But In My Head Im Catfishing Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee perfectly encapsulates that relatable feeling of polite detachment with a heavy dose of sarcastic wit. It is a design that celebrates the introverted humor of modern life, blending a vintage-inspired aesthetic with a clever play on words. This shirt is not just a piece of casual clothing; it is a badge of honor for those who have mastered the art of the “active listening” face while their brain is busy elsewhere. By wearing the I Might Look Like Im Listening To You But In My Head Im Catfishing Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee, you are signaling to the world that while you may be nodding along, your true interests lie in a much more entertaining internal narrative.

When it comes to building a versatile wardrobe, the feel of the fabric is just as important as the message on the front. This retro graphic apparel is constructed with the highest standards of quality in mind, ensuring that you stay comfortable even when you are mentally checked out. Made from a premium cotton, the fabric offers a level of breathability and softness that makes it an instant favorite for daily wear. The soft blend material provides a gentle touch against the skin, avoiding the stiffness often found in mass-produced novelty items. This tee is designed to move with you, offering a relaxed and timeless fit that looks great on any silhouette. Beyond the immediate comfort, the durability of the construction means that the shirt will maintain its shape and the vibrant, vintage-style print will stay crisp through countless cycles in the wash. It is a piece of casual streetwear that balances irony with high-end textile quality, making it a reliable choice for everything from running errands to meeting up with friends for a low-key weekend hangout. The vintage vibe evokes a sense of nostalgia, while the sharp humor keeps it firmly rooted in the present day.
Product Highlights:
- Expertly crafted from premium cotton for a lightweight, breathable, and incredibly soft feel that lasts all day long.
- Features a high-quality soft blend that ensures maximum comfort and long-term durability without losing its classic shape.
- Designed with a stylishly distressed retro aesthetic that pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, or layered under your favorite jacket.
- An excellent sarcastic humor gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate a good joke and a vintage-inspired look.
In a fast-paced world where everyone is vying for your attention, sometimes the best response is a quiet, humorous redirection. This shirt allows you to maintain your sense of humor and your personal style simultaneously, making it a standout addition to any collection of witty apparel. It serves as a great icebreaker, often drawing a knowing smile from those who also find themselves daydreaming in the middle of a conversation. Whether you are buying it for yourself as a way to express your inner thoughts or searching for the perfect present for the professional daydreamer in your life, this piece delivers on both style and substance. Don’t settle for boring, plain tops when you can wear something that actually reflects your personality. Embrace the irony, enjoy the superior comfort of the premium fabric, and make sure everyone knows where your head is really at. Add the I Might Look Like Im Listening To You But In My Head Im Catfishing Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee to your cart today and start expressing your silent sarcasm with confidence.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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