Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Social Sport Essential: Bowling Humor Meets Retro Style
In the world of amateur athletics, there is a specific type of glory reserved for the person who can laugh at their own gutter balls while leading the charge to the bar. Not everyone is destined to be a professional athlete, and honestly, the pressure of maintaining a perfect strike streak can take the fun out of a Friday night league. This I May Suck At Bowling But I Kick Ass At Drinking Vintage T-Shirt is a celebration of the honest athlete—the one who understands that the real “score” is measured in laughs and cold beverages rather than pins knocked down. It embraces a self-deprecating humor that serves as the perfect social lubricant, making it an essential piece of funny bowling apparel for anyone who prioritizes the “social” in social sports. Whether you are a regular at the local lanes or just a casual weekend warrior, this shirt signals to everyone that you are here for a good time, not necessarily a trophy.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable and comfortable feel all day long.
- Features a soft blend fabric that ensures durability through countless washes and bowling sessions.
- High-quality, vintage-inspired graphic printing that resists fading and maintains its retro charm.
- Designed with a classic retail fit that looks great on all body types, perfect for casual outings.
When it comes to versatility, this retro graphic tee is a heavy hitter in any casual wardrobe. While it is obviously the perfect choice for a night at the bowling alley, its appeal extends far beyond the hardwood lanes. The vintage aesthetic and witty slogan make it a fantastic choice for dive bar crawls, backyard barbecues, or even just lounging around on a lazy Sunday. It serves as an instant conversation starter, inviting others to share their own stories of athletic failure and social success. This piece of social drinking gear is also an incredible gift for that one friend who always seems to spend more time at the snack bar than at the approach. Because the fabric is made from a soft blend and premium cotton, it provides the kind of lived-in comfort that usually takes years to achieve, making it your go-to shirt from the very first wear. It captures a specific “vibe”—one that values authenticity and humor over competitive stress.
Maintaining the integrity of your favorite gear is important, especially when it carries such a bold message. To keep this shirt looking its best, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors and tumbling dry on a low setting. The high-quality construction ensures that the fit remains consistent, and the soft blend material stays gentle against the skin even after repeated wear. This isn’t just a novelty item; it is a well-constructed garment designed to withstand the rigors of a high-energy lifestyle. Whether you are leaning over the ball return or reaching for another round, the flexibility and breathability of the premium cotton will keep you feeling cool and relaxed. It is the kind of shirt that becomes a staple of your personality, symbolizing a carefree attitude that everyone in the room will appreciate.
In conclusion, this shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a badge of honor for the person who knows their strengths. Life is too short to worry about your bowling average when there are memories to be made and drinks to be shared. By choosing the I May Suck At Bowling But I Kick Ass At Drinking Vintage T-Shirt, you are choosing to celebrate the fun side of the game. It is the perfect blend of retro style and modern wit, ensuring you look great even if your scorecard says otherwise. Grab this tee for your next league night or give it as a gift to the bad bowler in your life, and remind everyone that winning isn’t everything—having a kick-ass time is.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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