Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Inner Chaos with the Ultimate Ironic Retro Aesthetic Apparel
In a world that constantly demands perfection, high intelligence, and relentless productivity, there is something deeply liberating about leaning into the “no thoughts, head empty” lifestyle. The I May Be Dumb But… I Have Fun Vintage Skeleton Bootleg T-Shirt serves as a wearable manifesto for those who prioritize joy over judgment and spontaneity over strategy. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a cultural nod to the self-deprecating humor that defines modern internet culture. It captures a specific type of radical honesty—the kind that admits we don’t always have the answers, but we certainly have the best stories. By wearing the I May Be Dumb But… I Have Fun Vintage Skeleton Bootleg T-Shirt, you are signaling to the world that you are approachable, unpretentious, and ready to embrace the absurdity of existence with a smile. It is the perfect blend of existential irony and lightheartedness, wrapped in a vintage package that feels both nostalgic and incredibly relevant today.

Stepping out in this 90s style graphic tee feels like a tribute to the golden era of underground concert merch and DIY street fashion. The “bootleg” aesthetic is a deliberate choice, tapping into a gritty, authentic vibe that rejects the polished look of corporate retail. This humorous streetwear piece is designed to feel like a rare find from a thrift store bin—the kind of “holy grail” item that starts conversations and builds instant connections with fellow lovers of the weird and wonderful. Beyond the message, the physical experience of the garment is prioritized. Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality fibers, it offers a lived-in feel from the very first wear. The premium cotton construction ensures the fabric is breathable and gentle on the skin, making it an ideal choice for long days at music festivals, casual skate sessions, or just lounging with friends. Unlike fast-fashion alternatives, this tee is built for durability; the print is designed to age gracefully, gaining character with every wash, just like the classic vintage shirts that inspired it. This is retro aesthetic apparel that doesn’t just look the part—it lives up to the standard of quality that enthusiasts expect from high-end merch.
Product Highlights:
- Authentic Bootleg Vibe: Features a distressed, vintage-inspired aesthetic that perfectly mimics the look and feel of 90s-era underground streetwear.
- Superior Comfort: Made with a premium cotton soft blend that provides maximum breathability and a lightweight feel for all-day wear.
- High-Quality Print: Designed to maintain its vibrant, ironic message through countless laundry cycles without cracking or fading.
- Versatile Styling: The relaxed fit and classic crew neck make it easy to pair with oversized flannels, distressed denim, or techwear for a complete look.
Ultimately, fashion is about more than just aesthetics; it is about identity and how we choose to present our true selves to the world. If you are someone who finds the beauty in the blooper reel of life and prefers a good laugh over a prestigious title, this shirt was made for you. It invites others to lower their guard and join in on the fun, creating an atmosphere of inclusivity and humor wherever you go. Don’t miss out on the chance to own a piece of merch that perfectly balances irony, comfort, and style. Grab your I May Be Dumb But… I Have Fun Vintage Skeleton Bootleg T-Shirt today and let everyone know that while you might not be the smartest person in the room, you are definitely the one having the most fun.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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