Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Quench Your Thirst for Humor with the Cheeky Boba Lover Statement Tee

In the world of contemporary streetwear, few things capture the attention quite like a well-executed double entendre. This I Love Sucking Balls Boba Bubble Tea Graphic T-Shirt is the ultimate tribute to the global boba phenomenon, blending a love for tapioca pearls with a fearless sense of humor. The vibe of this design is unapologetically bold, catering to those who appreciate “if you know, you know” internet culture. It moves beyond just being a piece of apparel; it is a wearable icebreaker designed for the confident foodie who doesn’t mind a few side-eyes at the local tea shop. Whether you are a fan of classic milk tea or fruity taro blends, this shirt celebrates the literal act of enjoying those delicious chewy pearls while leaning into a pun that is guaranteed to spark laughter and conversation wherever you go.
Quality is at the forefront of this design, ensuring that your sense of style is matched by an incredible level of comfort. Crafted from a premium cotton fabric, this shirt offers a breathable and lightweight feel that makes it perfect for all-day wear. We have opted for a soft blend that feels gentle against the skin, avoiding the stiffness often found in standard graphic tees. The construction features reinforced stitching and a structured fit that retains its shape even after multiple trips through the wash. This isn’t just a novelty item that will sit in the back of your closet; it is a high-quality garment built for longevity, ensuring that the vibrant graphic remains crisp and the fabric stays plush for years of boba runs and social outings.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Funny Bubble Tea Merch: This design stands out in the crowded market of tea-related apparel by offering a witty, adult-themed twist on a beloved beverage.
- Perfect Boba Tea Lover Gift: If you have a friend who is obsessed with their daily dose of pearls, this punny graphic tee makes for an unforgettable birthday or holiday surprise.
- Humorous Streetwear Aesthetic: The clean typography and relatable subject matter align perfectly with modern urban fashion trends, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
- A Genuine Conversation Starter: Whether you’re at a convention, a mall, or a casual hang-out, this shirt is a magnet for people with a similar sense of humor.
Styling Tips:
To truly make this graphic tee pop, consider pairing it with high-waisted distressed denim or relaxed-fit joggers for a quintessential streetwear look. For a more layered approach, throw on an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a lightweight bomber jacket, allowing the bold text to peek through the center. If you want to lean into the “clean girl” or “skater boy” aesthetic, tuck the shirt into some structured chinos and finish the look with a pair of classic white sneakers. Because the humor is so loud, keeping the rest of your outfit relatively neutral allows the punchline to take center stage. Don’t be afraid to accessorize with a reusable boba straw or a matching tote bag to complete the ultimate fan ensemble.
Ultimately, fashion should be fun, and this design encapsulates that philosophy perfectly. By choosing the I Love Sucking Balls Boba Bubble Tea Graphic T-Shirt, you are embracing a playful side of your personality that celebrates your favorite drink with a wink and a smile. It is more than just funny bubble tea merch; it is a statement of confidence and a nod to the quirky subcultures that make modern fashion so diverse. Wrap yourself in the comfort of premium cotton and let the world know exactly how much you enjoy your favorite treat. This shirt is a must-have for anyone who believes that life is too short to wear boring clothes, providing a soft blend of high-end quality and low-brow humor that hits the spot every single time.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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