Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece for Every Treasure Hunter: I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Go Metal Detecting Distressed T-Shirt
Every dedicated detectorist knows the specific thrill of a Saturday morning when the chores are done, the batteries are charged, and the permission is granted. This design captures that relatable, lighthearted humor that defines the modern hobbyist’s lifestyle. The “I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Go Metal Detecting Distressed T-Shirt” is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a witty badge of honor for the man who spends his free time scanning beaches, parks, and historic fields. It speaks to the playful dynamic of a partnership where one person supports the other’s slightly eccentric obsession with digging up rusted relics and hidden silver. This tee celebrates the balance between domestic life and the irresistible call of the “beep,” making it a centerpiece in any enthusiast’s wardrobe. It taps into the universal language of hobbyists—the gentle negotiation of time spent away from the “honey-do” list in exchange for a few hours of peace and the potential for a life-changing find. By wearing the I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Go Metal Detecting Distressed T-Shirt, you are telling the world that you have your priorities in order: family, fun, and the hunt for buried history.

When you are out in the elements, comfort is just as crucial as your ground balance settings. This apparel is meticulously crafted from a premium cotton fabric that ensures maximum breathability while you are trekking through rugged terrain or kneeling in the dirt to pinpoint a target. The soft blend construction means you will never feel restricted, allowing for a full range of motion as you swing your coil for hours on end. As a seasoned treasure hunting enthusiast, you need gear that can withstand the sweat, dust, and movement of a long day in the field. The distressed aesthetic isn’t just a stylistic choice; it mirrors the grit and perseverance required in this hobby. Just as the artifacts you recover have been weathered and improved by time, this hobbyist apparel carries a look of experience and history from the very first wear. It serves as the perfect funny gift for detectorists who enjoy a good laugh at a club meeting or during a community hunt. Whether you are searching for Civil War relics or lost jewelry at the local park, this shirt bridges the gap between functional outdoor gear and a hilarious conversation starter that resonates with anyone who understands the “itch” to find what is hidden beneath the surface.
Product Highlights:
- High-quality premium cotton provides exceptional comfort and breathability for long days in the sun.
- Durable soft blend material ensures the shirt retains its shape and softness even after many rugged adventures.
- A vintage distressed design that perfectly complements the grit and spirit of the metal detecting lifestyle.
- An ideal icebreaker and humorous statement piece for treasure hunting events and family gatherings.
Don’t let your next major discovery happen while you are wearing a boring, generic tee. Embrace the humor of your favorite pastime and show your appreciation for the “permission” that makes your weekend adventures possible. This shirt is a must-have for anyone who lives for the crisp signal of a high-tone target and the mystery of the unknown. It is time to upgrade your field gear with a design that reflects your personality and your passion. Secure your I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Go Metal Detecting Distressed T-Shirt today and head out to your next site with style, comfort, and a great sense of humor. After all, the next big find is just one swing away, and you might as well look your best when you finally pull that treasure from the ground!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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