Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Make a Splash with the I Love Her Wet Retro Distressed Graphic T-Shirt

Fashion is often at its best when it refuses to take itself too seriously, and the I Love Her Wet Retro Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is a masterclass in playful, tongue-in-cheek humor. This design taps into a specific niche of vintage-inspired apparel that balances a bold statement with a classic aesthetic. The vibe of this tee is rooted in the golden era of “souvenir” and “activity” shirts, where double entendres were the king of the boardwalk. Whether you are an avid boater, a jet-ski enthusiast, or simply someone who appreciates a well-timed joke, this shirt captures that carefree, sun-soaked energy of the 1970s and 80s. It is designed for those who have a confident sense of humor and aren’t afraid to let their clothing start a conversation. By blending a worn-in, nostalgic feel with a cheeky message, this shirt becomes more than just casual wear; it is a testament to a lifestyle that prioritizes fun and laughter above all else.
Beyond the witty exterior, the physical construction of this garment ensures it will remain a staple in your wardrobe for years to come. Crafted from a premium cotton and a soft blend of high-quality fibers, the fabric feels like a well-loved vintage find from the very first wear. We understand that a great graphic tee is only as good as its comfort level, which is why we have focused on a breathable, lightweight texture that stays cool even during the heat of summer. The distressed printing technique gives the graphic an authentic, lived-in look that avoids the stiff, plastic feel of modern mass-produced shirts. This soft blend moves with your body, making it the perfect choice for a day at the lake, a backyard barbecue, or a casual night out with friends. It is a durable piece that maintains its shape and softness, wash after wash, ensuring the humor stays fresh while the fabric stays cozy.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Vintage Aesthetic Appeal: The distressed finish provides an authentic retro look that mimics the charm of a classic thrift store find, making it a perfect addition to any streetwear collection.
- Perfect Funny Novelty Tee Idea: If you are looking for a gift for the person who has everything and loves a good laugh, this shirt hits the mark as a memorable and hilarious present.
- Tongue-in-Cheek Humor: The clever wordplay serves as an excellent icebreaker, appealing to those who enjoy irreverent, bold, and slightly suggestive comedy.
- Versatile Streetwear Style: Its timeless design ensures it fits seamlessly into modern fashion trends while maintaining its unique, individualistic edge.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the retro-cool vibe of this shirt, pair it with some classic light-wash denim jeans and a set of white canvas sneakers. If you want to elevate the look for a cooler evening, layer it under a rugged flannel shirt or a vintage-style bomber jacket. For those heading to the water, this tee looks fantastic when worn over swim trunks with a pair of polarized sunglasses to complete the “boating life” aesthetic. Because the graphic is the star of the show, keep your accessories minimal—let the shirt do the talking. Whether tucked in for a more structured look or worn loose for a relaxed weekend vibe, this piece adapts to your personal style with ease.
Ultimately, the I Love Her Wet Retro Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is about celebrating a bold personality and a love for classic, vintage-inspired design. It captures a specific moment in pop culture history where humor was loud, and fashion was an extension of one’s spirit. By choosing this piece, you are embracing a high-quality garment that feels as good as it looks. The combination of premium cotton and a timeless graphic makes it a reliable choice for anyone wanting to stand out from the crowd. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift, this shirt is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone who sees it. Don’t settle for boring basics when you can wear a piece that reflects your wit and your appreciation for the finer, funnier things in life.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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