Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece for the Modern Market Strategist
In the high-stakes world of financial markets, your temperament often dictates your success. It takes a specific kind of focus to navigate the complexities of candlesticks, moving averages, and economic indicators. This I Like Stocks And Maybe 3 People Graphic T-Shirt serves as a witty manifesto for those who find more joy in a well-executed trade than in a crowded social event. For the dedicated trader, time is the most valuable asset, and small talk often feels like a poor investment. This shirt perfectly captures that dry, analytical humor that defines the trading community. By wearing this, you are signaling your membership in an elite group of individuals who understand that while the market never sleeps, your patience for social fluff is limited. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a relatable nod to the solitary grind of the stock market enthusiast who prefers the glow of a monitor over the noise of a party.
Key Features:
- Unmatched Comfort: Crafted from a premium cotton that provides a breathable, lightweight feel for those long hours at the trading desk.
- Resilient Print Quality: Features high-definition graphic printing that ensures the humorous message remains sharp and vibrant, even after repeated cycles in the laundry.
- Tailored for Daily Wear: Designed with a soft blend of materials and reinforced stitching at the seams to ensure maximum durability and a consistent fit.
- Versatile Style: The classic silhouette makes it easy to pair with your favorite loungewear for home office sessions or casual denim for a weekend outing.
When it comes to financial investor apparel, versatility is just as important as the message itself. We recognize that the life of a trader isn’t confined to a single environment. You might be analyzing pre-market data at dawn, managing positions throughout the afternoon, and reviewing your portfolio late into the evening. This tee is engineered to keep up with that demanding schedule. The soft blend fabric prevents the skin irritation that often comes with lower-quality garments, allowing you to stay focused on the charts rather than your clothing. Beyond its comfort, the shirt acts as a fantastic icebreaker among peers who share your passion for Wall Street humor. It communicates a shared understanding of the discipline required to succeed in the markets, all while maintaining a lighthearted edge. Whether you are buying the dip or riding a bull run, your wardrobe should reflect the confidence and wit you bring to every trade.
Maintaining the integrity of your favorite gear is essential for longevity. To keep this shirt looking as fresh as a new IPO, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. This simple step protects the graphic from the friction of the wash cycle. Avoid using harsh bleaches, and instead, opt for a mild detergent that preserves the premium cotton fibers. For drying, a low-heat setting or air-drying is ideal to prevent shrinkage and maintain the original shape of the tee. By following these care instructions, you ensure that your statement piece remains a staple in your rotation for years to come. It’s an investment in your personal brand that yields high returns in both style and comfort.
Ultimately, the I Like Stocks And Maybe 3 People Graphic T-Shirt is the definitive gift for anyone who lives and breathes the market. It strikes the perfect balance between professional passion and the reality of the trader’s lifestyle. In a world full of distractions, this shirt reminds everyone where your priorities lie—firmly with your portfolio and that very short list of people who actually make the cut. Choose a garment that speaks your language and honors the dedication it takes to be a successful stock trader. Wrap up your market day with a look that is as bold as your most profitable trade and as reliable as a blue-chip dividend. It is time to let your attire reflect the savvy, focused, and humorously exclusive individual that you are.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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