Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece for Introverts Who Adore Flightless Birds
In a world that often demands constant social interaction and high-energy networking, finding a way to express your need for solitude can be a genuine challenge. The I Like Penguins & Maybe 3 People Funny T-Shirt serves as the perfect icebreaker—or perhaps more accurately, a polite “ice-maker”—for those who value their personal space and a very small inner circle. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a personality manifesto for the quiet observers, the homebodies, and the dedicated animal enthusiasts. By blending the charming, clumsy innocence of a penguin with a dry, witty social commentary, this shirt captures the essence of introvert humor perfectly. It speaks to the soul of anyone who finds more comfort in nature documentaries than in crowded rooms, offering a relatable sentiment that resonates with fellow introverts who understand the delicate balance of maintaining a social battery. It is a subtle way to signal your priorities while keeping things lighthearted and approachable.

Beyond the clever message, the experience of wearing this piece is centered entirely around personal comfort. When you choose a garment that reflects your inner self, you shouldn’t have to compromise on how it feels against your skin. Crafted from premium cotton, this tee provides a breathable, lightweight texture that makes it an ideal companion for a cozy day at home, a trip to the library, or a quick, low-stakes errand. The soft blend ensures that the fabric retains its shape even after multiple washes, standing up to the rigors of daily life while maintaining that “first-wear” feel. This is a quirky animal lover shirt designed for longevity, allowing you to broadcast your specific brand of humor for years to come. Whether you’re layering it under a cozy cardigan or wearing it solo during the warmer months, the fit is relaxed and forgiving, mirroring the laid-back attitude of the message it carries. It is the quintessential antisocial gift idea for that friend who always cancels plans to hang out with their pets but always manages to be the funniest person in the room when they do show up.
Product Highlights:
- Crafted with high-quality premium cotton for a breathable and luxurious feel that lasts all day long.
- Designed with a modern, relaxed fit that provides effortless comfort for all body types and social avoidance scenarios.
- Features a high-resolution, durable graphic print that stays vibrant and crack-resistant through countless laundry cycles.
- An excellent social battery tee choice for gifting to introverts, students, or anyone who identifies as a dedicated penguin enthusiast.
If you are looking for a way to subtly tell the world where your priorities lie without having to say a word, look no further. This top is more than just a quirky addition to your casual wardrobe; it is a badge of honor for those who have carefully curated their social lives to include only the most essential people. It invites smiles from like-minded individuals who share your “quality over quantity” approach to friendship, while providing a gentle barrier against the overwhelming noise of the outside world. Don’t miss out on the chance to own the I Like Penguins & Maybe 3 People Funny T-Shirt. It is the ultimate combination of style, wit, and comfort. Grab yours today, head back to your favorite quiet spot, and let your outfit do the talking so you don’t have to!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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