Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece for Burrito Lovers and Selective Socialites
We live in an era where social batteries drain faster than ever, and sometimes, the only thing that can truly recharge them is a quiet moment with a massive burrito. This I Like Chipotle And Maybe 3 People – Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee Novelty Gift perfectly captures that relatable sentiment of selective socialization. It is designed for the individual who values high-quality fast-casual dining over small talk and crowded networking events. The humor lies in the brutal honesty—there is a very short list of humans who actually make the cut, but your favorite grill is always at the top of the priority list. This design acts as a badge of honor for the introverted foodie who knows exactly what they want in life: extra guacamole and a very small, manageable inner circle. It speaks to the modern condition of being “peopled out” while still having an appetite for the things that truly matter in the world.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable and luxurious feel against the skin.
- Features a professional-grade print that maintains its vibrant colors and sharp details after many washes.
- Constructed with a soft blend that provides the perfect amount of stretch for all-day comfort.
- Designed with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure the garment keeps its shape over time.
Beyond the witty message and sarcastic graphic tee vibes, this garment is designed to be a versatile staple in your everyday casual streetwear collection. Whether you are actually heading to your favorite Mexican-style grill for a burrito bowl or just lounging at home specifically to avoid the other seven billion people on earth, the high-quality construction ensures you stay comfortable throughout the day. You can easily pair it with your favorite distressed denim or some cozy fleece joggers for the ultimate low-effort, high-impact outfit. Because we utilize a premium cotton base, the fabric breathes exceptionally well during the warm summer months while layering perfectly under a flannel or a heavy hoodie when the temperature begins to drop in the autumn. This versatility makes it an ideal choice for year-round wear, regardless of the season. When it comes to gifting, this tee hits the sweet spot for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments for the sarcastic person in your life who appreciates a burrito lovers gift. To keep the graphic looking as sharp as your wit, we recommend washing the shirt inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low heat to maintain the integrity of the print and the structural shape of the shirt. This isn’t just a fleeting novelty item; it’s a durable piece of apparel meant to survive countless laundry cycles and late-night food runs.
If you are looking for the perfect conversation starter—or perhaps a clever way to end conversations before they even begin—this is the shirt for you. It makes an excellent gift for that one specific friend who is always craving a burrito but rarely wants to attend a crowded party or a loud social gathering. Celebrate your unique personality and your unapologetic love for great food with the I Like Chipotle And Maybe 3 People – Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee Novelty Gift. It is more than just a simple piece of clothing; it is a definitive lifestyle statement for those who choose their company, and their lunch toppings, very carefully. Wear it with pride and let the world know exactly where your loyalties truly lie.
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