Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece for the Bourbon Enthusiast and Backyard Pitmaster
Life is often better when it is kept simple, smoky, and slightly boozy. This I Like Bourbon And My Smoker And Maybe 3 People Vintage T-Shirt is not just a piece of casual apparel; it is a manifesto for the modern-day artisan who happens to make the best ribs in the neighborhood. It speaks to a very specific lifestyle where the roar of a crowded room is gladly replaced by the gentle, rhythmic crackle of seasoned hickory wood and the smooth, amber pour of a neat whiskey. This design is for the individual who values high-quality experiences over high-volume social interactions. If your idea of a perfect Saturday involves a low-and-slow cook that spans ten hours and a guest list that barely fills a card table, this I Like Bourbon And My Smoker And Maybe 3 People Vintage T-Shirt captures your essence perfectly. It celebrates the dry, sarcastic humor often found in the BBQ community while simultaneously honoring the refined palate of a true whiskey connoisseur. It is a nod to the introverted outdoor cook who finds peace in the process of wood, fire, and spirit.
When you are committed to tending a smoker for half a day, physical comfort becomes a non-negotiable requirement. This funny BBQ tee is meticulously crafted from a premium cotton fabric that feels as smooth and refined as a ten-year-old single barrel selection. We have utilized a high-quality soft blend that ensures maximum breathability, an essential feature when you are standing over a radiating hot pit in the peak of a humid summer afternoon. The vintage aesthetic of the design is balanced by a rugged, durable construction that is built to withstand the elements of the outdoor cooking lifestyle—from stray grease splatters and charcoal dust to the inevitable wear and tear of a busy backyard kitchen. This garment is designed to be that “old favorite” from the very first moment you put it on, offering a relaxed fit that allows for a full range of motion. Whether you are lifting a heavy, foil-wrapped brisket or reaching for your favorite Glencairn glass, the shirt moves with you without restriction. It is the essential gear for the backyard pitmaster who takes their craft seriously but refuses to take themselves too seriously. It serves as a perfect conversation starter, but only for the few people you actually deem worthy of your time and your secret sauce recipe.
Product Highlights:
- Constructed with premium cotton for superior breathability and comfort during long, intense smoking sessions.
- Features a specialized soft blend of materials that provides a broken-in, vintage feel from the very first wear.
- High-definition graphic printing ensures the humor and vintage character remain vibrant even after dozens of laundry cycles.
- An exceptional gift choice for any bourbon enthusiast who appreciates the finer things in life: slow-cooked meat and solitude.
Whether you are a seasoned professional at the grill or a weekend warrior mastering the art of the blue smoke, your wardrobe should reflect your unique passions and personality. This shirt makes a bold, unapologetic statement about who you are and what you value: patience, flavor, and a very exclusive inner circle of friends. It is much more than just a common funny BBQ tee; it is a badge of honor for those who have mastered the demanding art of the smoke and the delicate pour of a fine spirit. Don’t settle for generic, mass-produced gear when you can wear something that truly resonates with the soul of a whiskey lover and pitmaster. This design encapsulates a lifestyle of quality, tradition, and a hint of misanthropic charm that is sure to be a hit at any small gathering. Secure your I Like Bourbon And My Smoker And Maybe 3 People Vintage T-Shirt today and let the world know exactly where your priorities lie—at the grill, with a glass in hand, and far away from the unnecessary noise of the crowd.
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