Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Sassy Side with the I Have a Good Heart But Bless This Mouth Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Tee
We all know that one person—or perhaps you are that person—who possesses a heart of gold but occasionally struggles to keep their internal filter in check. Life is a delicate balance of kindness and quick wit, and nothing captures this relatable human dichotomy quite like our I Have a Good Heart But Bless This Mouth Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Tee. This design isn’t just about the words printed on the fabric; it’s about a lifestyle that celebrates being unapologetically yourself. It resonates deeply with the modern individual who values sincerity and compassion but isn’t afraid to speak their mind when the situation calls for a bit of well-timed snark. Whether you’re navigating a stressful workday, dealing with grocery store queues, or just hanging out with friends who understand your unique brand of humor, this tee serves as a playful disclaimer for your personality. It acknowledges that while your intentions are always pure, your tongue can be a bit sharper than intended, making it the ultimate piece of sassy attitude clothing for your weekly rotation.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that lasts all day.
- Features a soft blend of high-quality materials to ensure maximum comfort and a gentle touch against the skin.
- High-definition graphic printing technology ensures the sarcastic message remains bold and vibrant after many washes.
- Designed with a classic, versatile fit that works perfectly for all body types and casual styling needs.
When it comes to building a wardrobe full of humorous apparel, versatility and durability are just as important as the joke itself. This shirt is meticulously designed to transition seamlessly from a casual morning coffee run to a relaxed evening at the local pub. You can easily pair it with your favorite distressed denim jeans for a classic, effortless look, or layer it under a structured leather jacket to add an edgy, urban vibe to your ensemble. Because we prioritize quality, we utilize a soft blend that maintains its shape and structure, preventing the “boxy” look often associated with standard novelty tops. To keep your funny statement shirt looking as fresh as the day it arrived, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water and tumbling dry on low heat. This simple care routine helps preserve the integrity of the premium cotton fibers and keeps the print from cracking. Furthermore, this tee makes for an incredible gift for sarcastic friends or family members who pride themselves on their quick-witted responses and “tell-it-like-it-is” philosophy. By choosing a garment that reflects the beautiful complexity of a kind soul mixed with a sharp tongue, you’re not just wearing a shirt—you’re sharing a piece of your authentic identity with the world.
In a world that often demands a curated version of perfection, wearing your flaws and virtues on your sleeve—literally—is a refreshing act of honesty. This tee is the perfect addition to any collection that needs a touch of humor and a lot of heart. It perfectly balances the sweetness of a caring nature with the spice of a sharp wit, making it a must-have for anyone who lives life out loud. Don’t settle for boring basics when you can express your true self. Grab your I Have a Good Heart But Bless This Mouth Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt Novelty Tee today and let everyone know that while your heart is in the right place, your mouth might just have a mind of its own.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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