Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Lanes with Humor: The I Hate That Damn 10 Pin Retro Distressed T-Shirt

Every bowler knows the soul-crushing feeling of a perfect pocket hit that leaves the corner pin wobbling but stubbornly upright. It’s the universal frustration of the lanes, a moment that defies physics and tests your patience. This is exactly why the I Hate That Damn 10 Pin Retro Distressed T-Shirt resonates so deeply with anyone who has ever laced up a pair of rental shoes or carried their own three-ball bag. It captures that specific brand of spare pick-up humor that only true enthusiasts understand. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a shared groan of frustration turned into a badge of honor. Whether you’re a league pro or a weekend warrior, this design speaks to the grit and the occasional “bad luck” that defines the game we love and hate in equal measure. It’s the ultimate statement piece for those who know the struggle is real.
Beyond the relatable message, we’ve ensured that the quality matches the passion of your game. Crafted from premium cotton, this shirt offers a breathable and lightweight feel that moves with you during your approach and follow-through. The soft blend ensures that you stay comfortable even during high-stakes tournament play or a casual night out with friends. We believe that a great design deserves a great canvas, which is why we’ve selected fabrics that maintain their shape and softness wash after wash. The distressed aesthetic isn’t just for show—it mirrors the rugged, timeless nature of the bowling alley, giving it a lived-in feel from the very first wear. It is designed to withstand the heat of competition while keeping you cool and relaxed.
Why This Design Rocks:
- This makes for a brilliant funny bowling tee idea for teammates who always seem to leave that one pesky pin behind after a near-perfect throw.
- The artwork features a timeless aesthetic that fits right in with classic vintage bowling apparel trends, making it look like a cherished heirloom from the golden age of the sport.
- It serves as an unforgettable bowler gift for birthdays, league banquets, or holiday celebrations for the person who has everything but still misses that corner pin.
- The design celebrates the irony of the game with a focus on the mental side of sportsmanship, acknowledging that sometimes the pins just won’t cooperate.
Styling Tips:
This versatile piece is designed to look as good off the lanes as it does on them. For a classic, effortless look, pair it with your favorite broken-in denim jeans and a pair of retro sneakers. If you want to lean further into the vintage vibe, layer it under a lightweight bomber jacket or a flannel shirt for those cooler evening sessions at the alley. Its relaxed fit makes it easy to tuck in for a polished look or wear loose for ultimate comfort. It’s the kind of shirt that naturally sparks conversations at the bar or the pro shop, making it a staple for anyone who lives for the sound of crashing pins. Whether you are heading to a casual brunch or a Saturday night league, this tee adapts to your lifestyle with ease.
In the world of sports, few things are as maddening as the 10-pin leave, but at least now you can express that frustration with undeniable style. The I Hate That Damn 10 Pin Retro Distressed T-Shirt is more than just a funny graphic; it’s a testament to the perseverance every bowler displays when they step up to the line. Embrace the humor of the “nearly perfect” strike and let everyone in the building know exactly how you feel about those stubborn corner pins. It’s a must-have addition to any sports-themed wardrobe, blending premium comfort, long-lasting durability, and a message that every bowler in the world can relate to instantly. Grab yours today and turn that bowling frustration into a fashion win.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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