Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Love for Flavor with the Ultimate Taco Enthusiast Graphic Tee
Food is much more than just sustenance; it is a universal language of celebration, community, and joy. This I Hate Tacos Said No Juan Ever Retro T-Shirt perfectly captures the playful side of culinary appreciation through a clever play on words that resonates with anyone who understands that refusing a taco is practically unheard of. This design isn’t just about the food itself; it’s about the joyous, high-energy atmosphere of a festive gathering and the shared laughter that comes with a well-placed pun. It taps into the vintage aesthetic that is incredibly popular in contemporary street style, blending a sense of nostalgia with a sharp, modern wit. Whether you are heading to a massive fiesta or just grabbing a quick lunch with friends at a local stand, this shirt communicates a personality that is approachable, fun-loving, and deeply appreciative of a good meal. It serves as a wearable tribute to the flavor-filled traditions that bring people together, making it a standout choice for anyone who wants their daily wardrobe to reflect their sense of humor and their genuine passion for a great feast.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton to ensure a breathable and lightweight feel, perfect for all-day festivities or casual weekend outings.
- Features a high-quality, durable print that maintains its vibrant retro colors and crisp typography even after multiple trips through the laundry.
- Constructed with a soft blend of materials that provides a comfortable fit, offering the perfect balance between structure and cozy flexibility.
- Designed with a classic unisex silhouette that looks great on everyone, making it an easy addition to any casual wardrobe.
Beyond its obvious role as a hilarious fashion statement, this piece offers incredible versatility for year-round wear. While it is certainly the premier choice for a funny Mexican food shirt, its appeal extends far beyond a single holiday. This retro graphic tee thrives in a variety of casual settings, from backyard summer barbecues to local food truck festivals and neighborhood hangouts. The vintage-inspired aesthetic ensures it pairs effortlessly with your favorite denim, layered under a light jacket, or even worn with comfortable shorts during a beach trip. As a thoughtful Cinco De Mayo gift, it stands out because it moves past the typical holiday clichés and instead offers a timeless joke that remains relevant and funny long after the decorations have been put away. The humor is inclusive and lighthearted, making it a great conversation starter at parties or while waiting in line for your favorite al pastor. It’s a garment that celebrates the spirit of the “taco lover humor” lifestyle, proving that you don’t need a special occasion to show off your personality and your impeccable taste in snacks.
To ensure this garment remains a staple in your rotation for years to come, we recommend simple care steps that protect both the fabric and the artwork. Washing the shirt inside out in cold water helps to preserve the integrity of the graphic, while opting for a low-tumble dry or air-drying keeps the soft blend feeling as smooth as the day you first put it on. By choosing high-quality construction, we ensure that the sarcasm stays sharp and the fabric stays soft, no matter how many Taco Tuesdays you attend. This shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a badge of honor for those who know that life is always better with a little bit of spice and a lot of laughter. In conclusion, if you are looking for a way to express your culinary devotion while keeping your style game strong, look no further than the I Hate Tacos Said No Juan Ever Retro T-Shirt for your next favorite outfit.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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