Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Rev Up Your Wardrobe with the Ultimate Automotive Humor Apparel
For those who live their lives a quarter-mile at a time—or at least spend most of their weekends hunched over an engine bay—humor is the high-octane fuel that keeps the spirit running. This design captures that specific brand of wit found in professional garages and at local track days everywhere. The Short Throw Dipstick Distressed T-Shirt isn’t just another piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the gearhead who understands that the best part of car culture is not taking yourself too seriously. By blending technical automotive jargon with a clever, self-deprecating wink, this shirt speaks directly to the subculture of modification and the inevitable “operator errors” that come with it. It is the perfect attire for the individual who knows their way around a synchronized transmission but can still belly-laugh at the absurdity of imaginary performance parts. Whether you are a master technician or a DIY weekend warrior, this tee resonates with the authentic spirit of the automotive community and the shared language of the shop.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton to provide maximum breathability and comfort during long days spent in the heat of the garage.
- Features a high-quality soft blend fabric that ensures a lightweight feel, making it ideal for layering or wearing solo.
- The graphic utilizes a professional distressed printing technique to achieve an authentic vintage gearhead tee aesthetic from the very first wear.
- Reinforced with durable double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem to withstand the rigors of an active, hands-on lifestyle.
When it comes to high-quality automotive humor apparel, versatility is just as important as the punchline. This shirt is engineered to transition seamlessly from a morning spent at a “Cars and Coffee” meet to a casual evening hangout with fellow enthusiasts. It serves as an instant conversation starter, identifying you to peers as someone who appreciates the nuances of car culture and the irony of mechanical upgrades. Beyond its aesthetic appeal, we prioritize the longevity of your favorite gear. To keep this car enthusiast gift looking its best for years to come, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water. This simple step helps preserve the integrity of the distressed graphic and prevents the soft blend fabric from unnecessary pilling. For drying, tumble dry on a low heat setting or air dry to maintain the shirt’s original fit and structure. This isn’t a disposable novelty item; it is designed to be a reliable staple in your rotation, much like your most trusted set of sockets. It pairs effortlessly with grease-stained work pants or your cleanest denim, making it the go-to choice for any occasion where a touch of mechanic sarcasm is the required dress code. The intentional distressed look ensures that as the shirt ages, it only gains more character, mirroring the patina of a well-loved classic vehicle.
In the expansive world of automotive fashion, it is easy to find generic logos, but finding a piece that truly captures the “if you know, you know” vibe of the car world is a rare find. This tee strikes the perfect balance between classic style and sharp satire, celebrating the quirks of car ownership and the camaraderie found in the pit lane. If you have been searching for a way to express your passion for internal combustion while keeping your sense of humor intact, this is the gear for you. The Short Throw Dipstick Distressed T-Shirt is more than just a funny graphic; it is a testament to the joy of the drive and the fun of the build. Add this essential piece to your collection today and let your style reflect the fast-paced, witty world of the true automotive enthusiast.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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