Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Rev Up Your Rest with the Ultimate Agricultural Humor Statement
There is a specific kind of person who doesn’t just sleep; they operate on a different frequency entirely. We all know that individual whose nightly rest sounds less like a peaceful slumber and more like a heavy-duty engine idling in the barn. The brilliance of the I Dont Snore I Dream Im A Tractor Vintage T-Shirt lies in its clever ability to turn a common household complaint into a hilarious badge of rural pride. This design taps into the heart of country living and the rugged spirit of those who spend their days in the fields. Instead of apologizing for a loud night’s sleep, this shirt offers a witty explanation: the wearer isn’t snoring, they are simply deep in a subconscious adventure involving high-horsepower machinery. This funny novelty tee is the perfect way to embrace your nocturnal quirks while celebrating a love for the agricultural lifestyle that defines so much of our heritage. It speaks to the farmer, the mechanic, and the outdoor enthusiast who finds comfort in the rhythmic roar of a well-maintained machine, making it a standout piece in any casual wardrobe.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton to ensure a breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you cool during the day and comfortable throughout the night.
- Features a soft blend of high-quality fibers designed to maintain structural integrity and a gentle touch against the skin, even after repeated cycles in the wash.
- Utilizes advanced, eco-friendly printing technology that embeds the vintage graphic deep into the fabric for a long-lasting, crack-resistant finish.
- Designed with a classic, relaxed unisex fit and reinforced double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem for enhanced durability and a timeless silhouette.
When it comes to versatility, this garment is in a league of its own. It transitions effortlessly from a practical day-to-day outfit to a cozy humorous sleeping shirt that sets the tone for a night of “productive” dreaming. The vintage-inspired aesthetic gives the design an authentic, lived-in look that pairs perfectly with your favorite worn-out denim or comfortable lounge pants. Beyond just being a conversation starter at the local hardware store or the morning coffee shop run, this tee serves as a fantastic gift for tractor lovers who appreciate a joke that hits close to home. Because we use a soft blend of materials, the shirt offers a slight stretch and a superior drape that looks great on all body types. To ensure your shirt remains a staple in your closet for years to come, we recommend a simple care routine: machine wash on a cold cycle with similar colors and tumble dry on a low setting. Avoiding high heat will preserve the “dreamy” tractor graphic and keep the premium cotton feeling as soft as the day it arrived. This attention to quality ensures that the humor remains sharp while the fabric remains incredibly wearable.
In conclusion, choosing a piece of apparel that reflects your personality and your sense of humor is the best way to stand out in a crowd. This shirt isn’t just about the joke; it’s about the culture of hard work, the appreciation for classic machinery, and the ability to laugh at oneself. Whether you are buying it for yourself to warn your partner about the upcoming “engine noise” or gifting it to a grandfather who spent his life on a farm, the I Dont Snore I Dream Im A Tractor Vintage T-Shirt delivers on both quality and comedy. It is a tribute to those who dream big and sleep loud, proving that even a snore can be a sign of a passionate heart. Don’t settle for a boring wardrobe when you can wear a vintage graphic apparel piece that tells a story and brings a smile to everyone who reads it.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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