Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Rev Up Your Sleep Style: The Ultimate I Dont Snore Dream Im A Lawn Mower Distressed T-Shirt

We’ve all been there—the midnight rumble that wakes the neighbors and prompts a gentle (or not-so-gentle) nudge from a partner. If you’re known for your thunderous nighttime vibrations, the I Dont Snore Dream Im A Lawn Mower Distressed T-Shirt is the perfect way to lean into the joke with effortless style. This shirt captures the essence of lighthearted self-deprecation, turning a common sleep quirk into a badge of honor. It’s not just about the noise; it’s about the spirit of the weekend warrior who even tackles yard work in their subconscious. This vintage-inspired piece brings a sense of playful masculinity and relatability to anyone who has ever been accused of sawing logs in their sleep. The “distressed” vibe adds a layer of rugged authenticity, suggesting that your snoring—much like a reliable lawn mower—is just a sign of a powerful engine at work.
Beyond the laughter, quality is paramount when it comes to your daily wardrobe. We believe that a joke is only as good as the shirt it’s printed on, which is why this piece is built for longevity. Crafted from premium cotton, this garment offers a breathable feel that is essential for all-day wear or a cozy night in. The soft blend ensures that you stay comfortable whether you are actually out in the yard or just catching up on some much-needed rest on the sofa. The fabric is specifically chosen to withstand repeated washes while maintaining its shape and softness. The distressed print isn’t just a design choice; it’s a commitment to that “favorite shirt” feel from the very first wear. You won’t have to worry about stiff fabrics or itchy seams here—only pure, relaxed comfort that mirrors the easy-going nature of the design itself.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Funny sleep apparel: It serves as the ultimate icebreaker, perfect for those who want to own their snoring habits with a sense of pride and a wink to those nearby.
- Gifts for loud snorers: This tee makes for an unforgettable present for dads, husbands, or brothers who are notoriously loud sleepers but have a great sense of humor.
- Vintage humor tee: The distressed aesthetic provides a timeless, retro look that fits perfectly with modern casual fashion trends without trying too hard.
- Comfortable pajama top: Because of the high-quality soft blend, it doubles perfectly as sleepwear, ensuring you stay cool and cozy while you “mow the lawn” in your dreams.
Styling Tips:
This versatile piece transitions easily from a lazy morning at home to a casual afternoon out with friends. For a classic, rugged look, pair this tee with your favorite dark-wash denim jeans and a pair of sturdy leather boots. If you’re heading out for a morning coffee run or a hardware store visit, throw on an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a vintage denim jacket to complement the distressed aesthetic. For those ultimate lazy Sundays, it pairs perfectly with grey joggers or breathable lounge shorts, making it the definitive choice for a relaxed weekend vibe. No matter how you wear it, the message remains clear: you’re a man of action, even when you’re fast asleep.
In conclusion, life is far too short to take your snoring habits—or your wardrobe—too seriously. Whether you’re buying this for yourself to settle a long-standing household debate or looking for a memorable, high-quality gift for a loved one, this shirt delivers both comedic value and superior construction. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a funny statement that resonates with anyone who understands the struggle of the “midnight engine.” Embrace the noise, the humor, and the incredible comfort provided by the I Dont Snore Dream Im A Lawn Mower Distressed T-Shirt, and let your personality shine through every time you put it on.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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