Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Wake Up Your Wardrobe with the Ultimate Morning Mood Tee
The early morning hours can be a treacherous time for those who aren’t naturally inclined to jump out of bed with a smile. We’ve all been there—the alarm rings, the world starts moving at a frantic pace, but your brain is still stuck in low-power mode. This I Dont Give Eeffoc Until Ive Had My Coffee T-Shirt perfectly captures that pre-caffeine sentiment with a wit that only fellow enthusiasts will truly appreciate. The clever wordplay of “Eeffoc” (read it backward!) serves as a lighthearted, slightly edgy warning to colleagues, friends, and family members alike: approach with extreme caution until the mug is empty. This isn’t just a simple garment; it’s a functional social barrier for those who value their morning silence and their bean-juice in equal measure. It speaks to the universal struggle of the morning routine, offering a humorous take on the absolute necessity of that first brew to kickstart your personality, your patience, and your productivity for the day ahead.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for maximum breathability and a high-quality feel that lasts through every wash.
- Features a soft blend fabric that provides all-day comfort, whether you’re at the office or on the couch.
- Utilizes advanced print technology to ensure the witty graphic remains vibrant and crack-resistant over time.
- Designed with a modern, universal fit that looks great on all body types, making it a versatile addition to any closet.
Beyond the witty wordplay and relatable humor, this cheeky statement tee is designed to be an absolute staple in your casual wardrobe, blending comfort with a bold personality. Whether you are heading to your favorite local cafe for a double-shot espresso or just lounging around the house on a lazy Sunday morning, its versatile design fits any relaxed occasion perfectly. It makes for an exceptional coffee lover gift, especially for that one friend or coworker who refuses to acknowledge human presence before the clock strikes 10 AM. We understand that a favorite shirt needs to withstand the test of time, which is why we emphasize high-quality construction. To keep the message crisp and the soft blend fabric feeling like new, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors. Using a mild detergent will help maintain the vibrancy of the high-definition print, while tumble drying on a low heat setting ensures the shirt keeps its original shape and fit. Avoiding direct heat or ironing on the graphic is a pro-tip to ensure your daily dose of morning motivation remains bold and legible for years of caffeine-fueled adventures. The fabric choice ensures breathability, making it ideal for layering under a hoodie during the winter or wearing on its own during the warmer months.
In a world that constantly demands instant alertness and immediate responses, sometimes you just need to set your expectations early and clearly. This shirt does all the talking for you, seamlessly combining caffeine humor with a relatable, modern vibe that resonates with anyone who lives for their morning roast. It’s more than just another piece of clothing in your drawer; it’s a lifestyle statement for those who appreciate a bit of sass and sarcasm alongside their morning espresso. If you are looking to treat yourself to a new favorite weekend outfit or trying to find the perfect, thoughtful present for a fellow caffeine enthusiast, look no further than the I Dont Give Eeffoc Until Ive Had My Coffee T-Shirt. It’s the ultimate way to embrace your authentic morning mood while staying stylish, comfortable, and unapologetically yourself throughout the entire day.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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