Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Dirt with Humor: The I Dont Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Vintage Motocross T-Shirt
Motocross isn’t just a sport; it’s a testament to the human spirit’s ability to bounce back—literally and figuratively. Every rider knows that the dirt is an inevitable part of the journey, and how you handle those moments defines your character on the track. This I Dont Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Vintage Motocross T-Shirt captures that defiant, tongue-in-cheek attitude perfectly. Instead of admitting to a simple wipeout, this design reframes every tumble as a necessary scientific exploration of physics. It speaks directly to the heart of the racing community, where scars are earned stories and every fall is just another “gravity check” before getting back on the bike. For those who live for the adrenaline and the occasional face-plant, this shirt celebrates the grit and humor required to thrive in the rugged world of off-road racing.
When you are finally out of your heavy-duty racing armor and boots, you need apparel that prioritizes relaxation without sacrificing your identity. This garment is meticulously crafted from premium cotton, ensuring that it offers a breathable and lightweight feel whether you are hanging out at the pits or grabbing a post-ride meal with the crew. The soft blend fabric is specifically chosen to withstand the rigors of an active lifestyle while maintaining its shape and comfort through countless wash cycles. It captures a vintage racing aesthetic that feels timeless and authentic, much like the classic bikes that paved the way for the modern sport. For the true dirt bike enthusiast, the tactile experience of the fabric is just as important as the message it carries. This tee is built for long-lasting durability, featuring high-quality construction that handles the wear and tear of a motocross lifestyle with ease, making it a staple piece in any humorous riding gear collection.
Product Highlights:
- Constructed with premium cotton for a luxurious, soft-touch feel that lasts all day long.
- Features a weathered, vintage racing aesthetic that pairs effortlessly with casual wear or trackside gear.
- Designed with a versatile classic fit to provide maximum mobility for active dirt bike enthusiasts.
- High-quality, crack-resistant print ensures the humorous “gravity check” message remains sharp and vibrant.
Life on two wheels is inherently unpredictable, but your sense of style should always remain grounded. This shirt is far more than just casual apparel; it is a badge of honor for those who aren’t afraid to get a little dusty and laugh about the journey afterward. It makes an incredible gift for the rider in your life who always seems to find the ground but always finds their way back up with a smile. Don’t let your next spill go uncelebrated—embrace the irony, the adrenaline, and the physics of the sport. Gear up today with the I Dont Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Vintage Motocross T-Shirt and let the world know that while you might occasionally meet the earth, you never truly crash; you just keep the laws of gravity in check.
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