Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Fuel Your Passion: The Ultimate I Don’t Ride My Bike But I Do Ride My Own Biker T-Shirt
The “I Don’t Ride My Bike But I Do Ride My Own Biker T-Shirt” captures a unique sense of humor that only those within the motorcycle culture truly appreciate. This isn’t just another piece of clothing; it’s a bold statement of identity, confidence, and wit. For many, the lifestyle of a biker is about more than just the machine—it’s about the camaraderie, the jokes, and the shared experiences that define the community. This design leans into a playful double entendre that highlights a sense of independence and sass. Whether you are the one behind the handlebars or the one supporting your favorite rider, this shirt serves as a conversation starter that breaks the ice with a wink and a smile. It celebrates the fun side of the open road without taking itself too seriously, making it a must-have for those who live life in the fast lane.
Key Features:
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from premium cotton and a soft blend to ensure maximum breathability and all-day comfort.
- Durable Print: Features a high-quality graphic print that resists fading and cracking, even after multiple trips through the wash.
- Classic Fit: Designed with a versatile, unisex silhouette that looks great on all body types and pairs perfectly with casual gear.
- Reinforced Stitching: Built with double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for long-lasting durability during your adventures.
When it comes to finding the perfect gift for motorcycle lovers, versatility and personality are key. This tee isn’t just restricted to the garage; it’s designed to be a staple in any casual wardrobe. Its timeless cut makes it easy to pair with your favorite leather jacket, a pair of rugged denim jeans, or even layered under a flannel during those cooler evening rides. Because it is crafted from a soft blend, it offers the flexibility needed for long days at bike shows or weekend rallies where comfort is just as important as style. Biker humor apparel is meant to be worn often, which is why we’ve ensured that the construction is robust enough to handle the demands of an active lifestyle. Whether you are attending a local meet-up or heading out for a cross-country trip, this shirt keeps you feeling cool and looking sharp.
Regarding maintenance, keeping your funny biker shirt in top condition is simple and straightforward. We recommend washing it inside out in cold water to preserve the vibrancy of the graphic and the integrity of the fabric fibers. Avoid using harsh chemicals or high heat during the drying process to maintain that “new shirt” feel for years to come. This attention to detail ensures that the punchline remains as sharp as the day you first put it on. It’s more than just motorcycle enthusiast gear; it’s a long-lasting tribute to the lighter side of life on two wheels. Whether you’re grabbing a coffee at a roadside stop or hanging out with your riding group, this shirt allows you to express your personality effortlessly while enjoying the premium feel of high-quality apparel.
In the world of motorcycle culture, having a sharp wit is just as important as having a reliable engine. The I Don’t Ride My Bike But I Do Ride My Own Biker T-Shirt brings those elements together in a package that is both stylish and hilarious. It makes a fantastic addition to any personal collection or a thoughtful present for someone who loves the roar of an engine and a good laugh. Embrace the humor of the road and let everyone know exactly where you stand with this iconic piece of apparel that perfectly balances comfort, quality, and attitude.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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