Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Why the I Do My Own Stunts Graphic T-Shirt is the Ultimate Badge of Honor for the Bold and Clumsy
Life is an unpredictable series of “watch this” moments and unexpected tumbles that often leave us with more than just a bruised ego. The I Do My Own Stunts Graphic T-Shirt perfectly captures that fearless, albeit slightly chaotic, spirit that defines the adventurous at heart. It is more than just a piece of casual wear; it is a humorous acknowledgment of the bumps, scratches, and spectacular fails we collect as we navigate through life. The skeleton imagery isn’t just a design—it’s a witty metaphor for the resilience of the human spirit (and the fragility of the human frame). This shirt resonates deeply with anyone who has ever tripped over thin air or attempted a backyard feat of strength only to end up as the punchline of a family story. By wearing this, you are telling the world that you don’t need a professional double to handle your mishaps; you take full credit for every clumsy maneuver with pride and a healthy dose of self-deprecation.

When it comes to making a statement, the vibe of your clothing is just as important as the message it carries. This funny skeleton tee strikes the perfect balance between dark humor and everyday relatability. It taps into a specific type of sarcastic humor that brings people together through shared experiences of imperfection. Beyond the laughs, the physical feeling of wearing this shirt is designed to be as effortless as the humor itself. Constructed from a soft blend of materials, it provides a gentle touch against the skin, making it an ideal choice for long days or relaxing weekends. We utilize premium cotton to ensure that the fabric remains breathable and durable, standing up to the wear and tear of your actual “stunts.” Whether you are out for a hike, heading to a casual gathering, or just lounging at home, this comfortable apparel ensures you stay cool while your sense of humor stays hot. This sarcastic humor shirt is built to last, with a high-quality print that won’t fade away even after countless cycles through the wash, ensuring your “stuntman” status remains legendary for years to come.
Product Highlights:
- Epic Durability: Made with premium cotton to withstand all your daily adventures and laundry cycles without losing its shape or softness.
- Superior Comfort: Featuring a soft blend of high-quality fibers, this tee offers a lightweight feel that is perfect for all-day wear in any season.
- Conversation Starter: The clever design acts as an instant icebreaker, guaranteed to get a chuckle from friends, family, and strangers alike.
- Versatile Style: A classic fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or joggers, making it a staple piece for any casual wardrobe.
Finding the right balance between style and personality can be a challenge, but this shirt makes it look easy. Whether you are treating yourself to a new favorite top or searching for the perfect novelty gift idea for the “stunt performer” in your life, this design is a guaranteed winner. It’s a thoughtful way to celebrate someone’s clumsy charm or their relentless ability to get back up after a fall. Don’t settle for a generic wardrobe when you can wear something that reflects your unique take on life’s little accidents. Embrace the irony, celebrate the bruises, and let everyone know that you handle your own business—no matter how messy it gets. Make a bold move and add the I Do My Own Stunts Graphic T-Shirt to your collection today, and wear your clumsiness like a trophy.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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