Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Rebel with the I Am 39+ Skeleton Middle Finger Graphic T-Shirt

Turning another year older is a milestone that some people embrace with quiet grace, while others prefer to greet it with a bit of defiance and a whole lot of personality. This I Am 39+ Skeleton Middle Finger Graphic T-Shirt is designed specifically for the latter group. It captures a rebellious spirit that refuses to let a simple number define your energy, your lifestyle, or your sense of humor. The vibe here is one of unapologetic authenticity—it is about acknowledging the passage of time without losing your edge or your wit. Whether you are celebrating your own transition into a new decade or you are searching for a birthday novelty gift that breaks away from the usual sentimental clutter, this design speaks volumes. It is a sarcastic nod to the “forever 39” club, delivered with a skeletal attitude that signals you are still rock-and-roll at heart, regardless of what the calendar says.
Beyond the witty and provocative message, the construction of this tee ensures that you do not have to sacrifice comfort for the sake of making a statement. We understand that a favorite shirt needs to feel as good as it looks. That is why this garment is crafted from premium cotton, providing a breathable and lightweight feel that is perfect for all-day wear, whether you are out at a party or relaxing at home. We have selected a soft blend that feels gentle against the skin, ensuring maximum comfort throughout the seasons. The durability of the fabric and the high-quality print mean that the edgy humor remains sharp and vibrant even after multiple cycles through the wash. This is not just a one-time gag gift; it is a high-quality wardrobe staple designed for those who appreciate a classic fit and a bold, lasting message.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The perfect choice for a milestone birthday, offering a hilarious alternative to traditional, boring celebration attire.
- Features a sarcastic statement tee design that acts as an instant conversation starter and icebreaker at any social gathering.
- Infused with edgy humor that resonates with anyone who chooses to age on their own terms with a defiant smirk.
- Functions as a unique birthday novelty gift that combines practical daily wear with a rebellious and fun aesthetic.
Styling Tips:
This versatile piece is incredibly easy to incorporate into your existing wardrobe, allowing you to maintain your cool factor with minimal effort. For a classic, rock-inspired look, pair this tee with heavily distressed denim jeans and a black leather moto jacket. If you are heading to a casual birthday brunch or a night out at the pub, tuck the shirt into a pair of slim-fit chinos and finish the look with clean white sneakers for a polished yet laid-back vibe. During the cooler months, layering it under a checked flannel shirt or an oversized denim jacket adds layers of texture and depth to your outfit. Because the graphic itself is so bold and communicative, it works best as the centerpiece of your ensemble, surrounded by neutral tones that allow the message to truly stand out.
In a world of predictable and generic presents, choosing something with genuine personality makes all the difference. This I Am 39+ Skeleton Middle Finger Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a declaration of identity for those who are moving through life with their own set of rules. It strikes the perfect balance between humor and defiance, making it the ultimate selection for anyone entering their next chapter with their head held high. Whether you are purchasing it for yourself to celebrate a personal milestone or giving it as a gift to a friend who shares your sense of irony, this tee proves that style and attitude have no expiration date. Embrace the humor, enjoy the premium comfort, and let the world know exactly how you feel about your age.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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