Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Catch the Big One with the Holy Mackerel Im 64 Birthday Fisherman Graphic T-Shirt

Reaching the age of sixty-four is a significant milestone, often marked by a transition into a more relaxed, reflective pace of life. For those who have spent decades casting lines into the water and finding peace on the shore, the Holy Mackerel Im 64 Birthday Fisherman Graphic T-Shirt captures that spirit perfectly. This design isn’t just about a number; it’s about the legendary status that comes with sixty-four years of experience, wisdom, and, of course, a healthy dose of humor. The “Holy Mackerel” exclamation is a classic, nostalgic phrase that resonates with a generation that values wit over flashiness. It speaks to the surprise of how fast time flies and the joy of still being “hooked” on a hobby that brings so much fulfillment. Whether the recipient is a professional fisherman or a weekend hobbyist, this shirt celebrates the journey with a wink and a smile, acknowledging that while they might be sixty-four, they are still the captain of their own ship.
When you reach such a classic age, comfort becomes a non-negotiable priority. That is why this garment is crafted from a premium cotton fabric that feels broken-in and cozy from the very first wear. We understand that a fisherman’s life involves movement, patience, and sometimes long hours under the sun or by the chilly morning lake. By using a soft blend of high-quality materials, we ensure that this tee offers maximum breathability and a gentle touch against the skin throughout the day. It is built to withstand the rigors of a tackle box bumping against it or the repetitive motion of casting, all while maintaining its shape and structural integrity. There are no itchy tags or stiff fabrics here—just pure, unadulterated comfort that honors the wearer’s milestone birthday without sacrificing style or durability.
Why This Design Rocks:
- A standout choice among funny fishing shirts, providing a lighthearted take on the aging process that every seasoned angler can appreciate.
- The ultimate 64th birthday gift for men who would rather be on a boat than anywhere else, combining their lifelong passion with their special celebration.
- A thoughtful and practical gift for anglers, designed to be worn both on the water and at casual family gatherings where stories of “the one that got away” are told.
- Features high-quality, fade-resistant print technology that ensures the graphic stays vibrant through countless washes and sun-drenched fishing trips.
Styling Tips:
For the ultimate laid-back look, pair this graphic tee with a weathered pair of denim jeans or comfortable cargo shorts—perfect for holding extra lures, line cutters, and tools. If the weather turns a bit brisk by the water, it layers beautifully under a classic plaid flannel shirt or a rugged utility jacket. For a more “retired and loving it” vibe, throw on a pair of canvas sneakers and a well-worn baseball cap. This shirt is versatile enough to transition effortlessly from a morning at the dock to an afternoon birthday barbecue with the grandkids, making it a staple in any veteran fisherman’s wardrobe. It’s the kind of shirt that looks better the more adventures it goes on, much like the person wearing it.
In conclusion, the Holy Mackerel Im 64 Birthday Fisherman Graphic T-Shirt is more than just apparel; it is a badge of honor for the man who has seen it all and caught most of it. It perfectly balances the nostalgia of a life well-lived with the excitement of the next big catch. If you are looking to honor a special someone turning sixty-four, this tee provides the perfect blend of sentimentality and comedy. Give them a gift that reflects their unique personality and their enduring love for the sport, ensuring their sixty-fourth year starts with a splash, a laugh, and a tight line. After sixty-four years, they deserve a shirt that is as legendary as their fishing stories.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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