Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Find Your Inner Peace on the Trail with the Ultimate Sarcastic Hiking Tee

We have all been there—that moment when the modern world feels just a bit too loud, and your social battery is blinking red. This is where the Hiking Because Punching People Is Wrong Funny Graphic T-Shirt becomes more than just a piece of clothing; it becomes a lifestyle statement. This design perfectly captures the dry, relatable humor of every outdoor lover who finds solace in the woods rather than in a crowded room. It speaks to the therapeutic power of a steep incline and a breathtaking view, reminding everyone that while society might be testing your patience, the mountains are calling to save your sanity. This tee is a badge of honor for those who prefer the company of pine trees over the drama of the daily grind, blending a touch of sarcasm with a genuine love for the great outdoors.
When you are miles away from the nearest trailhead, the last thing you want to worry about is an uncomfortable shirt. That is why this garment is crafted from a premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin, making it ideal for all-day wear. Whether you are navigating a rocky path or just grabbing a post-hike coffee, the soft blend ensures maximum breathability and durability. The fabric is lightweight enough to keep you cool during a strenuous climb but substantial enough to hold its shape through countless washes. We believe that quality should match the spirit of the adventurer, providing a reliable fit that moves with you, whether you are scaling a peak or simply relaxing at a campsite under the stars.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Sarcastic Mountain Humor: This shirt delivers a witty message that resonates with anyone who uses nature as their primary stress-management tool. It is the perfect icebreaker for fellow hikers who share your sentiment about the peace found in the wilderness.
- Premium Outdoor Adventure Apparel: Designed for versatility, this tee transitions seamlessly from rugged forest trails to casual urban settings, ensuring you look great while expressing your love for the wild.
- The Ultimate Nature Enthusiast Gift: If you are looking for a unique present for the hiker in your life, this outfit is a guaranteed hit. It combines practicality with a hilarious vibe that any trail-goer will appreciate.
- Trail-Ready Outfit Essential: With its classic cut and relatable theme, it serves as a foundational piece for your hiking wardrobe, standing up to the elements while keeping the mood light.
Styling Tips:
To make the most of this graphic tee, consider layering it for maximum functionality and style. For a true trail-ready look, pair it with your favorite cargo shorts or moisture-wicking hiking pants and a sturdy pair of leather boots. If the weather turns brisk, throw on a flannel button-down or a rugged denim jacket to maintain that outdoorsy aesthetic while staying warm. For a more laid-back, everyday vibe, this shirt looks fantastic with distressed jeans and classic sneakers. Don’t forget to accessorize with a wide-brimmed hat or a durable backpack to complete the “ready for anything” ensemble. Its neutral yet bold design makes it a versatile staple that fits into any casual wardrobe effortlessly.
In conclusion, the Hiking Because Punching People Is Wrong Funny Graphic T-Shirt is the quintessential addition to any adventurer’s collection. It manages to balance a funny, relatable message with the high-quality feel of a premium cotton garment. It serves as a constant reminder that nature is the best medicine for the frustrations of modern life. Whether you are buying it for yourself as a reward for reaching a new summit or choosing it as a thoughtful gift for a friend who appreciates sarcastic mountain humor, this tee is bound to become a favorite. Embrace the quiet of the forest, leave the stress behind, and let your shirt do the talking while you enjoy the trail in total comfort and style.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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